Gripton is a fictional friend of Sic and Dan. His name is brought up when they are bored and want something to do. Though it's not completely true that he is fictional it is infact very likely. Some of his character traits consist of; Very deep voice. Constant repetition of his own name at random or as a reply to someone's question. Always is hanging out with other suspected fictional friend "John Cropt".
Screen name : Griptonyte
Only Sic and Dan have met/seen him.
Screen name : Griptonyte
Only Sic and Dan have met/seen him.
#1. (Phone call with Gripton)Person: Hey Gripton, what's up?
Gripton: Gripton.
#2. Let's go to Gripton's house he's having a huge party tonight with John Cropt, everyone's gonna be there.
Gripton: Gripton.
#2. Let's go to Gripton's house he's having a huge party tonight with John Cropt, everyone's gonna be there.
by T-Jayzel April 12, 2005

A non-toxic splattering substance. A splatter from the habitual gorgan family. Unlike other splatters the gorgan is known for splattering on it's own will. They usually come in the bakers dozen and have been found on Madagascar with swarms of 3 foot long ants marching around them as if they were sacred.
by T-Jayzel June 17, 2004

A cum covered penis still hard and throbbing. Usually fresh out of another man's anus, hence the warmth.
by T-Jayzel April 13, 2005

by T-Jayzel April 14, 2005

One time a few wiffens past when kings, queens and jesters roamed the world, there was a king. He did bad things. He was a crooked king who wrongfully burned birds, chopped up chinese people, and threw their remains into his moat. On a certain day the albinos got fed up with his wrong doings. The albinos never did like to get tortured with red hot shafts being impaled into their belly buttons, how could you blame them anyway?
They snuck into the castle via the dungeon, they battled his hideous freaks that lurked in the dungeon and worked their way upstairs. To his bedroon they went where he lay sound asleep. They captured him, not a peep was heard by the guards who stood right outside of his bedroom door. They threw him from his window and had the most angry albino of the clan decapitate him. He swung, and missed, only slicing the top portion of his skull off completely.
The kings name was... Sir. Comesized.
The reason for the beheading of him... He was a dick.
They snuck into the castle via the dungeon, they battled his hideous freaks that lurked in the dungeon and worked their way upstairs. To his bedroon they went where he lay sound asleep. They captured him, not a peep was heard by the guards who stood right outside of his bedroom door. They threw him from his window and had the most angry albino of the clan decapitate him. He swung, and missed, only slicing the top portion of his skull off completely.
The kings name was... Sir. Comesized.
The reason for the beheading of him... He was a dick.
by T-Jayzel May 27, 2005

A smeager is the small portion on a fly's mouth which extends to eat food. If poked on the human skin it make leave tiny teeth marks.
by T-Jayzel June 20, 2004

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