Smeglorf is the long lost cousin of Alf in the Alfion language the name references to warriors who often leave the battlefield to get it on with the ugliest locals. Smeglorfs have a taste for the unwanted. Smeglorfs are over run by there utter dirty sexual desires. they smell like an ostrich that has been training for the annual ostrich rotten food mud race in which only one ostrich can survive.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)