Smather

Accidentally applying to much jam to a piece of bread thus making a mess.

Tom"fuck sake I smathered jam all over the fucking place"

by The Gonk January 26, 2018

smather

1. To spread thickly: slather onions on the steak.
2. To cover with something spread thickly: bagels slathered with cream cheese.

The exotic dancer's chest was smathered with whipped cream.

by Tom F. January 22, 2005

smather

To cover another's mouth with your scrotum to temporarily inhibit breathing. Non-sexual form of male dominance. Portmanteau of sac + smother.

Bitch, talk shit and I'll smather you.

by A Dawg A May 12, 2008

smather

verb. 1) to profoundly lick
2) something the brass section of a band does a lot to ass

Brass smathers ass!

by soupdop March 02, 2004

Smathering

When referring to or describing the amount of cheese one places on his bowl of chili or other chili like entrée.

"I placed just a smathering of cheese on my chili, so deal with it."

by ThePotentPiper October 13, 2014

Smathering

To flick the foamy bottom of a beer can onto someone's ass crack whilst they are bent over picking up fire wood.

Let's do some smathering as he makes a fire.

by Larryrelief September 05, 2016

smather

To have personal information sold to advertisers without your consent or knowledge.

"Man, I just got this new Hotmail account, but in less than an hour, it's been smathered!"

by CmdrTaco is gay. June 24, 2004