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Sratchet 

This is a female who has joined a Greek organization who "can't even" or "literately deal". Can be found at a "bro" location. She typically can be found in any of the following: fur vest, high waisted shorts(ass cheeks must be showing), crop tops (saying fuck me, free, boss ass bitch, sometimes just bitch), snap back (she doesn't know the team), combat boots, leggings(also counts as pants), ray bans (even when it's not sunny). Every songs is her song as she precedes to twerk as she believes that she can. She probably spilled her drink on you at a bar. They swear Juicy J is their artist even though they only know three songs. She doesn't associate with GDI's (god damn independents)
dude: see that girl trying to twerk? But can't.

dude 2: yea she's sratchet, why does she have on a fur vest?
Sratchet by Fratchet14 May 17, 2014
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sratchet 

sratchet (adj) -1. a word used to describe a "ratchet" sorority girl; 2. acting in a manner involving both ratchet and stereotypical "srat girl" actions, including but not limited to: punch parties, having monogramed koozies, using instagram filters, taking selfies, and hanging out at only 1 fraternity on campus
Abby: "OMG I just totally went to that punch party at Sigma Nu last night and was so sloshed dancing on their pong table! I fell off and puked in their bathroom"
Madison: "Girl you're being so sratchet right now"
sratchet by Average Srat Girl September 22, 2013

Slatchet 

A person that is a slut but can't even afford to be one, mainly referred to a female but can be used for both genders
Melissa: Did you just see that girl walk by?
Vanessa: Yeah, she's so slatchet
Slatchet by take_a_hint June 21, 2015

Snatcheteria 

A location full of hot, horny women ready to give up that poon to every pussy craving male in the house.
Check out this party full of hotties broooohhhh!

Yea braaaaahhh!!! It's a snatcheteria.
Snatcheteria by Eaton Holgoode August 2, 2016

smatchet 

a nasty little child
"man, if that fat little smatchet was my kid, i would so have spanked him by now"
smatchet by mo-yo December 28, 2006

smatchet 

(verb) to request a wet spanking
"Smatchet, baby."
smatchet by weneedmoretanks January 3, 2009

snatchet-facing

When 2 nasty, ugly chicks can't enough attention because they have a combination of snatch and hatchet face so they start making out in attempt to attract men, which just turns them off even more.
"That snatchet-facing at the bar last night made me want to drown those two bitches in herpe-infested water!"
snatchet-facing by mm...hmmm August 19, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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