smashpiss 

To consume a large quantity of alcoholic beverage (usually Beer) in a very short time.

The godfather just wants to smashpiss after winning the grand final.

smashpiss by smashpiss February 25, 2008

Smashlist 

List of people you want to smash. Usually lengthy and divided into sections, such as 'work', 'friends', 'celebs'.

Checked out Kelly recently? She's really tidied up. I'm sticking her straight on the smashlist.

Smashlist by GorthFromBorth June 14, 2013

Smashism

Smashism characterizes itself as an antidogmatic dogma, an anti-systemic system, an anti-religious religion, an idea devoid of any idea. Smashism turns art into garbage and vice-vera. Smashism recognizes the power-weilders and it lies to them. Smashism will liberate you from work. Smashism seeks to ignore food as sustinance, but embraces it as a weapon. Smahsism goes into spasms, urinates, throws flour, screams, crawls, knocks tables over. Smashism stabs, kicks, punches, paints, sculpts, fucks. Smashism may or may not become everything it hates. Smashism must run itself into the ground in order to properly be considered Smashism. Smashism accepts mistakes (also called shams or clams) and embraces the manner in which they positively mutate the realities of the past. Smashism assumes that anyone in power must suffer some form of humiliation. Smashism publically denies any involvement in illegal activities. Smashism would like to run all music through an effect. Smashism is more honey and less money. Smashism is more feeling and less thinking. Smashism seeks to make all that is ugly, beautiful (or at least interesting). Smashism seeks to replace the family unit with heaps of dirty laundry. Smashism must destroy all tourist centres. Smashism accepts that "noise" is the infintessimal scales between the notes. Smashism realizes that bodily functions can be effectively used as insults. Smashism must always tear itself down in order to prove it is for real. Nothing is so extreme that it cannot be instantly realized through Smashism. Smashism will eventually destroy all art as commodity. Smashism seeks to undo all societal training. Smashism doesn't attempt to learn foriegn languages, it instead creates new words. Smashism likes that "smash hit" sounds like "smash it". Smashism seeks to invent absurd new fetishes. Smashism wants to destroy the tired old concept of procreation. Smashism likes the way sweat smells. Smashism must dress to annoy the populace until the populace follows in its footsteps... then it must go nude. Smashism accepts all forms of music, but cannot play any of them. Smashism was dead on arrival.

Guy: The KLF deleted their entire back catalogue of Number 1 hits in response to the music industry's attempt to co-opt them by giving them awards.
Chick: That's totally smashism!

Smashism by exlex December 26, 2008

smash piss 

To drink alcohol in excess and at a very fast rate. Performed with the intention of getting rat arsed as quickly as possible.

I haven't had a drink since we got in this morning. Let's go smash some piss, Jonaldhino.

I really feel like smashing piss right now.

We smashed a lot of piss last night.

I can't wait to smash piss again tonight.

smash piss by Chowgz February 11, 2007

Smashpiece 

n. a very attractive female whom you would consider having sex with.

"Yo, check it out, look at the smashpiece that just rolled in!"

Smashpiece by Diego Fuego January 6, 2010

Smashpass 

The act of obtaining a free sexual encounter, from a member of the opposite sex.

Bitch gave me a smashpass, so I wrecked that ass.

Smashpass by intellectualnumber2 July 27, 2012

Smashliest 

Term coined by Jake Tessier and Brandon Johnson at a pregame for an 80's party. It is defined as being the drunkest, ahem, most drunk person(s) or people at a party or event.

Taken from the phrase "Being smashed" or beyond the reasonable alotted drunk.

Man, after the 16th beer and that bottle of Jose Cuervo, we were the smashliest guys at that party by far.

Smashliest by Brandon Johnson/Jake Tessier April 1, 2007