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Smart Fuck 

1. A man whom wears a condom during sex.
God, that was one smart fuck
Smart Fuck by Hulio816 May 7, 2012

I’m smart as fuck 

I think you ought to know that by now
I’m smart as fuck. Talking to Jeff and the other Jewish guy

Smart as shit, dumb as fuck

Describes something/someone who usually would be capable of performing extremely complex tasks while simultaniously failing at something obvious that a normal person would understand.
My iPhone can recognize my face in the dark but deleted my entire music library. Smart as shit, dumb as fuck.

That person can solve the most complex equation but can't boil an egg. Smart as shit, dumb as fuck.

smart fucker 

When someone looks up info on the web and acts like the smart fucker of the group.
That guy is a real smart fucker. NOT!!
smart fucker by rj adskins July 14, 2016

smartfuck 

The coolest person you will ever meet
"That Alix is a smartfuck!"
"Yo, Austin isn't such a smartfuck..."
smartfuck by rawrrrrhehhehheh January 9, 2010

Smart Ass Mother Fucker 

Very similar to Bad Ass Mother Fucker only instead of being a Bad Ass your a Smart Ass (and not a bad kind of smart ass).
guy 1 "John can do particle nuclear physics in his head while high!"

guy 2 " Yeah John is one Smart Ass Mother Fucker"
Smart Ass Mother Fucker by Jesus37295 December 31, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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