smartjunk

The bulge in your front pocket from carrying around an iPhone or Android.

I lost my phone when I was carrying it in a holster, but now I am carrying it smartjunk-style

by bgutz November 22, 2010

Smartgun

A gyroscope mounted, Infrared aim assisted and auto targeting light machine gun used by the marines Jennette Vasquez and Mark Drake in the James Cameronmovie Aliens (1986). Also known as "Adios", "Bitch," and the "Independantly targeting particle beam phalanx." God help you if you piss someone off who wields this beast. I want one.

see also, bfg

"Check it out. Indepentantly targeting particle beam phalanx. WHAM! Fry half a city with this puppy :P" Private Hudson onboard the marine dropship.

"LETS ROCK!" "YEAH!!" Privates Vasquez and Drake before going bat shit crazy with the smartguns in the atmosphere processor.

"Hey kid! Theres a smartgun here with your name on it." Unknown colonial marine in the 2010 video game aliens vs predator

by monkeyskitz April 27, 2010

smartfuck

The coolest person you will ever meet

"That Alix is a smartfuck!"
"Yo, Austin isn't such a smartfuck..."

by rawrrrrhehhehheh January 9, 2010

smartcunt

Like a smartass but worse.

ex. Joe: I bet i placed at least 3rd in the race.
Steve: thats great how many people where in the race?
Joe: three
Steve: your a smartcunt.

by TwIsTeD_sOuL February 19, 2004

smartjock

Someone who can read Doestevsky's Crime and Punishment in one hand while sinking a three-point shot with the other.

I thought it was impossible, but that Smartjock sure is intelligent and atheletic...

by JonAndrewDavis August 26, 2005

starjunkdragon

STARJUNKDRAGON sometimes the adult of the discord community.

That starjunkdragon realy is a an adult of this comunity.

by Tim_sucks_dick May 17, 2020