Definitions by bgutz

NASCAR in the Rain 

Something that doesn't exist.

Don't you get it? He doesn't have a girlfriend. She's the Loch Ness Monster, NASCAR in the rain. She doesn't exist.

NASCAR in the Rain by bgutz May 27, 2012

smartjunk 

The bulge in your front pocket from carrying around an iPhone or Android.

I lost my phone when I was carrying it in a holster, but now I am carrying it smartjunk-style

smartjunk by bgutz November 22, 2010

fauxpiphany 

Sudden realization that your epiphany wasn't that significant.

Mary shouted "Eureka!" and then realized her mistake. Yet another fauxpiphany in a long career of failure...

fauxpiphany by bgutz June 16, 2010