bgutz's definitions

fauxpiphany

Sudden realization that your epiphany wasn't that significant.

Mary shouted "Eureka!" and then realized her mistake. Yet another fauxpiphany in a long career of failure...

by bgutz June 16, 2010

smartjunk

The bulge in your front pocket from carrying around an iPhone or Android.

I lost my phone when I was carrying it in a holster, but now I am carrying it smartjunk-style

by bgutz November 22, 2010

NASCAR in the Rain

Something that doesn't exist.

Don't you get it? He doesn't have a girlfriend. She's the Loch Ness Monster, NASCAR in the rain. She doesn't exist.

by bgutz May 27, 2012