bgutz's definitions

smartjunk

The bulge in your front pocket from carrying around an iPhone or Android.

I lost my phone when I was carrying it in a holster, but now I am carrying it smartjunk-style

by bgutz November 22, 2010

NASCAR in the Rain

Something that doesn't exist.

Don't you get it? He doesn't have a girlfriend. She's the Loch Ness Monster, NASCAR in the rain. She doesn't exist.

by bgutz May 27, 2012

fauxpiphany

Sudden realization that your epiphany wasn't that significant.

Mary shouted "Eureka!" and then realized her mistake. Yet another fauxpiphany in a long career of failure...

by bgutz June 16, 2010