osirusr's definitions

saber-toothed tiger

Like a cougar, but older. Whereas the term cougar refers to an attractive, seductive woman in her late 30s and up, a saber-toothed tiger is an attractive, seductive woman in her late 50s and up.

A Saber-toothed tiger is also referred to as a "smilodon".

"Check out that cougar by the bar, man! She has been eyeballing me all night."
"Cougar? She's older than cougar, bro. That right there is a saber-toothed tiger."

by osirusr September 23, 2011

badgina

a badger's vagina. The female sex organs of an animal belonging to the Mustelidae family.

Check out the size of that badgina!

by OsirusR August 19, 2010

douchebaggers

Teabaggers, namely ignorant, racist, Obama-hating conservatives who pitch a bitch every time Barack Obama does something to try to help poor bastards like them. Brainwashed by hateful conservative pundits, they have no idea that they are fighting against their own economic interest, but continue to publicly spout their ignorance and attempt to block the progress that this corrupt country so desperately needs.

They are conservatives, ergo they are douchebags: hence the term "douchebaggers." See also "douchebagger."

1. Boy, those douchebaggers on TV really have their panties in a bunch. What a pack of idiots. What are they so angry about?

2. Yollin keeps wearing his stupid Obama-bashing t-shirts. He's a real douchebagger.

by OsirusR July 6, 2010

squatch

another term for bigfoot, or sasquatch; also used to describe a particularly hairy and / or bearded man.

Can also be used as a title or proper noun.

Here comes the Squatch! What's up, Squatch!

by OsirusR June 4, 2010

sarcasshole

A sarcastic asshole.

Man, that customer in the Apple Store was a real sarcasshole. He was really giving Nina a hard time.

by osirusr April 25, 2010

couche

A cool douche. A man who, despite being a douchebag, is still kind of cool.

Sting from the Police is kind of a douche, and yet he's also a pretty cool guy. He's a couche.

by osirusr March 22, 2010

john hits

Bong hits taken while on the john; i.e. hits of marijuana inhaled whilst seated on a toilet.

I started my day with some john hits. What a great way to relax.

by osirusR February 5, 2010