Smarshed

The act of being hammered, or excessively drunk. Simply smashed with a southern/West Winfield, NY twang to it.

"I'm sooooo0o0o smarsheddd I drank soooo much!!"

by Carooollll September 16, 2012

smarshed

good lookin japanese sandos

damn those sammiches be lookin smarshed

by ~molars~ June 11, 2022

smarshed

when you are having sex and you shit into someones asshole

me and my girlfriend had sex last night and i smarshed into her asshole

by pickle munch420 May 22, 2023

A clear bag of smashed assholes

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

by Jumpingrat September 5, 2008

smashed up vag

A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.

Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.

I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.

by gibbo317 June 6, 2014

smashed balls

Ouch... That feeling when you got your groin kicked or hit REALLY hard

Yo you got smashed balls. You alright?

by Y u? November 9, 2013

Smashed tarantula

In reference to a woman's unshaved or unkempt pubic hair. A very hairy, bushy vagina.

Did you see her smashed tarantula spilling out the sides of her bathing suit?

by Le don June 6, 2007