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Shmammal
A natural fat or artificially fat cat. Natural by having a history of obesity. And artificial by eating too much. The weight minimum is 18 pounds.
Shmammal by Bumbo Walrusoni November 25, 2019
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Smarmalade
Skip served up his tired antics to the ladies with a heaping spoonful of smarmalade, in hopes that they would fall for him.
Smarmalade by Slackie Onassis September 7, 2007
spammalamadingdong
<First guy> SPAMMALAMADINGDONG
<Second guy> Holy shit, NO
<First guy> orry, i drank some coffee :S
<Second guy> Yeah... Don't do that here man, made me jump off my chair.
<Second guy> Holy shit, NO
<First guy> orry, i drank some coffee :S
<Second guy> Yeah... Don't do that here man, made me jump off my chair.
spammalamadingdong by Dekodiablo July 27, 2007
smarmaloney
(1) Sandwich meat that is WAY past it's expiration date: has a funky smell, a slimy coating, and is not fit to be eaten.
(2) A lie that a smarmy person tells you.
(3) Rotten meat
(2) A lie that a smarmy person tells you.
(3) Rotten meat
smarmaloney by NoLoKarmaShow September 17, 2013
smammel
Smammel is the term for all things small and mammel
It comes from the logical fusion of the two words and can be used to mean anything from:
Rats, Mice, Rabbits, Bats, Squirrels, Chipmunks and most infantile mammels.
Everything smaller than a typical house cat can be considered a "Smammel"
It comes from the logical fusion of the two words and can be used to mean anything from:
Rats, Mice, Rabbits, Bats, Squirrels, Chipmunks and most infantile mammels.
Everything smaller than a typical house cat can be considered a "Smammel"
Guy 1: Damn, We're lost in this forest
Guy 2: Well, we are big strong men, we can survive
Guy 1: You know that there are nothing other than Smammels in this part of the woods? What will we eat?
Guy 2: Well, we are big strong men, we can survive
Guy 1: You know that there are nothing other than Smammels in this part of the woods? What will we eat?
smammel by SonofOsiris April 24, 2008
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