smammal 

the term for all things small and mammal.

Smammals may include rabbits, squirrels, mice, rats, guinea pigs, etc.

smammal by sungodRa April 24, 2008

Shmammal 

A natural fat or artificially fat cat. Natural by having a history of obesity. And artificial by eating too much. The weight minimum is 18 pounds.

Joe: Look at that shmammal.
Jim: Wow! He's 24 pounds!

Shmammal by Bumbo Walrusoni November 25, 2019

Smarmalade 

Unctuous, oily charm; sleazy, phony earnestness.

Skip served up his tired antics to the ladies with a heaping spoonful of smarmalade, in hopes that they would fall for him.

Smarmalade by Slackie Onassis September 7, 2007

spammalamadingdong 

Loud boredom/excited exclamation, used when no one talks or when you are hyper.

<First guy> SPAMMALAMADINGDONG
<Second guy> Holy shit, NO
<First guy> orry, i drank some coffee :S
<Second guy> Yeah... Don't do that here man, made me jump off my chair.

spammalamadingdong by Dekodiablo July 27, 2007

smarmaloney 

(1) Sandwich meat that is WAY past it's expiration date: has a funky smell, a slimy coating, and is not fit to be eaten.
(2) A lie that a smarmy person tells you.
(3) Rotten meat

That lying buffoon is so full of smarmaloney, I don't believe a word he says.

smarmaloney by NoLoKarmaShow September 17, 2013

smammage 

Used as a verb, it means to seriously fuck someone up, man.

As a noun, it can be used interchangeably with sandwich, as long as you are talking about a highly luscious sandwich.

Man, I smammaged your ass in AOK:TC last night.

or

I eat my smammage with lots of mayonnaise.

smammage by big G February 6, 2004

smammel 

Smammel is the term for all things small and mammel

It comes from the logical fusion of the two words and can be used to mean anything from:
Rats, Mice, Rabbits, Bats, Squirrels, Chipmunks and most infantile mammels.

Everything smaller than a typical house cat can be considered a "Smammel"

Guy 1: Damn, We're lost in this forest
Guy 2: Well, we are big strong men, we can survive
Guy 1: You know that there are nothing other than Smammels in this part of the woods? What will we eat?

smammel by SonofOsiris April 24, 2008