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Shmammal 

A natural fat or artificially fat cat. Natural by having a history of obesity. And artificial by eating too much. The weight minimum is 18 pounds.
Joe: Look at that shmammal.
Jim: Wow! He's 24 pounds!
Shmammal by Bumbo Walrusoni November 25, 2019

Smarmalade 

Unctuous, oily charm; sleazy, phony earnestness.
Skip served up his tired antics to the ladies with a heaping spoonful of smarmalade, in hopes that they would fall for him.
Smarmalade by Slackie Onassis September 7, 2007

spammalamadingdong 

Loud boredom/excited exclamation, used when no one talks or when you are hyper.
<First guy> SPAMMALAMADINGDONG
<Second guy> Holy shit, NO
<First guy> orry, i drank some coffee :S
<Second guy> Yeah... Don't do that here man, made me jump off my chair.

smarmaloney 

(1) Sandwich meat that is WAY past it's expiration date: has a funky smell, a slimy coating, and is not fit to be eaten.
(2) A lie that a smarmy person tells you.
(3) Rotten meat
That lying buffoon is so full of smarmaloney, I don't believe a word he says.
smarmaloney by NoLoKarmaShow September 17, 2013

smammage 

Used as a verb, it means to seriously fuck someone up, man.

As a noun, it can be used interchangeably with sandwich, as long as you are talking about a highly luscious sandwich.
Man, I smammaged your ass in AOK:TC last night.

or

I eat my smammage with lots of mayonnaise.
smammage by big G February 6, 2004
Smammel is the term for all things small and mammel

It comes from the logical fusion of the two words and can be used to mean anything from:
Rats, Mice, Rabbits, Bats, Squirrels, Chipmunks and most infantile mammels.

Everything smaller than a typical house cat can be considered a "Smammel"
Guy 1: Damn, We're lost in this forest
Guy 2: Well, we are big strong men, we can survive
Guy 1: You know that there are nothing other than Smammels in this part of the woods? What will we eat?
smammel by SonofOsiris April 24, 2008
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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