smarmaloney

(1) Sandwich meat that is WAY past it's expiration date: has a funky smell, a slimy coating, and is not fit to be eaten.
(2) A lie that a smarmy person tells you.
(3) Rotten meat
That lying buffoon is so full of smarmaloney, I don't believe a word he says.
by NoLoKarmaShow September 17, 2013
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smarmshark

(1) A smarmy person that takes advantage of other people's misfortunes, for their own personal gain.
(2) A creepy troll with questionable hygiene.
(3) An unethical shyster.
Man, that real estate agent you hired turned out to be a real smarmshark! I can't believe she lied about her certification!
by NoLoKarmaShow September 18, 2013
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smarmaceuticals

(1) Questionable party drugs, distributed by a greasy scumbag.
(2) All recalled, formerly FDA approved, treatment medications.

(3) Greedy drug manufacturing companies.
Gosh, I wonder why these smarmaceuticals charge $100 for a pill that costs them a penny to make?? That just doesn't add up!
by NoLoKarmaShow September 21, 2013
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