smammage

Used as a verb, it means to seriously fuck someone up, man.

As a noun, it can be used interchangeably with sandwich, as long as you are talking about a highly luscious sandwich.

Man, I smammaged your ass in AOK:TC last night.

or

I eat my smammage with lots of mayonnaise.

by big G February 6, 2004

Slammage

verb (used with object)

1. extremely hard, savage Fucking against an immovabe object.

adjective

2. a fierce, brutal, or ferocious sexual encounter.

1. the slammage we had last night when she threw me up against the wall and totally dismantled me was feral.

2. that Guy was beaten, broken and maimed by slammage encounters of the sexual kind.

by L&G Discussions December 4, 2009

sammage

A particularly tasty sandwich. Variant of sammich

Ooh, I'm gonna eat me a sammage!

by darabidduckie January 28, 2009

Smarmageddon

A party or gathering with a plethora of sleazy and greasy men.

"Let's get out of here, this place is a smarmageddon!"

by Justin D Schmidt January 9, 2008

Smarmageddon

(1)the compromise of integrity and all things wholesome by sleazy, self-serving creeps and those whose souls are generally covered in goop; (2) the end result of the actions of lowlifes, making a place of work or other environment so morally funky that you want to take a shower after you leave

"My new boss turned a job I once loved into Smarmageddon."
"Our group had morals and vision and a purpose, but since that new Executive Director was hired, the place has turned into Smarmageddon."

by Plains Mermaid January 3, 2009

smarmageddon

when the level of internet snark finally explodes and creates a black hole full of hugs and sneezing pandas.

I swear, that bitch is so smug. Her snarky twitterfeed is totes gonna lead to a smarmageddon.

by Court_pdx June 1, 2010

scammage

A concatenation of scam and dammage. ie. The financial damage that various perpetrators ( individuals or organizations ) foist on their victims.

The scammage that Bernie Madoff 's Ponzi scheme had on his victims was astronomical in it's scope.

by Rocketastronomer July 4, 2016