smallster 

Smallster (n.): alternative term for "youngster"; refers to any child small enough to cause a headache.

"I'm chaperoning for my kid's choir tour this weekend, better bring some Advil 'cause those smallsters are a handful!"

smallster by BSG Wasabi March 15, 2014

smallerize 

To make something smaller

We need to smallerize these dohickys to fit them into the breadbox.

smallerize by seanaty October 12, 2008

smartster 

smahrt-ster

noun, Slang.

1. any person who is tech-savvy, tech-trendy, tech-stylish, and/or technologically progressive in a cool way; specially someone who has keen interest in acquiring any sort of smart wearable (e.g. smart bands, smart watches, smart clothing etc.) with the ability to interact with smartphones or any other computerized system.

Maija: Hey Asif, guess what. I just got myself the latest fitness smartband from Fitbit.
Asif: Maija, looks like you're well on your way to becoming a smartster.

smartster by smartster March 3, 2015

Smallered 

To have made something smaller(past tense)

Wow, that number was smallered.

Smallered by Tyce(BigMan) October 19, 2022

salesterbation 

A process that occurs when lots of sales people get together and get each other excited without actually making a sale.

Did you hear about the salesterbation at the sales kickoff? They are really excited about the new roadmap.

salesterbation by mushmouth71 October 14, 2008

Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller 

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".

I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.

Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller by C-Money666 January 15, 2020

smagster

a guy who is falling in love with an engaged woman or is already in love.

J: Is it wrong for me to be falling in love with an engaged girl?
V: Yes, you know what we call people like you?
J: What? there's a term?
V: Yes... don't be a smagster

smagster by healthslang2 October 27, 2010