Slackworth 

a name to describe a person with an incredibly low work rate, poor time keeping, and generally a good for nothing waste of space, or 'Slacker'.

i say, that Mike's a proper fooking Slackworth

Slackworth by PaoloRossi March 13, 2009

smackworthy 

A person, usually a fuckboy, who is worthy of being smacked.

Man, Wheelz sure is smackworthy tonight.

smackworthy by DopeSwaggu December 31, 2015

suckworth 

A person's value based on their oral skills.

Jamie had good suckworth. She went to 'head' of the class.

suckworth by islandPIg December 26, 2016

spankworthy 

the act of being so incredibly glorious, that the mere sight, thought, or mention of such an entity is liable to overcome one with the unsatiable urge to masturbate onesself into a state of immaculate bliss.

guy: hey, did you see the master today.
girl: yeah, he was looking spankworthy!
guy: that's what i heard. i heard so many girls wanked themselves when he was walking to philosophy today.
girl (pleasuring herself at the mere thought): YEAAH! IIII BELIIEVEE IIT!

spankworthy by titiboy December 2, 2005

Shuckworthy 

An adjective that means unfortunate or irritating, often used when one is trying to avoid profanity. It is an alternative to just saying “shucks” as an exclamation.

Your friend: “Man, this is shuckworthy. First my dog dies, and now I got fired? What should I do?”
You: “That sure is shuckworthy, in fact one of the most shuckworthy things I’ve ever heard. I recommend trying a therapist.”

Shuckworthy by HallucinatingH May 12, 2022

Stalkworthy 

Stalkworthy describes a fine woman , that fine that you manage to get a half mongrel just from seeing her.

Fuck me that chicks Stalkworthy.

Stalkworthy by James November 1, 2004

suckworth 

When selling a product or service you tell the customer it has a suckworth.

Salesman:Your new car has a dual sucworth
Customer: Really, whats a suckworth
Salesman: About $20 bucks

suckworth by Michael N S June 11, 2007