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smack patty 

1.SMACKa quick sharp noise which can be made by rapidly compressing or penetrating a penis against or into a PATTYa little pie / mound in this case a clean shaven wet vagina.

2. A hot wet vagina typically clean shaven allowing a "smack" sound to be present upon each cock thrust.
I love banging her hot little smack patty.

She loves my sewing maching ass powering my shaft as it relentlessly pounds in and out of her helpless smack patty.
smack patty by pie master August 12, 2006
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patty-smack 

spanking a girl's beef curtains till they turn red.
That bitch loves the patty-smack.
patty-smack by Antenna February 14, 2008

patty smack 

its when you take 2 un cooked meat patties, and smack Someone with them, which results in a nice sound.
smacker-- SMACK
smackee---ow dude, u just patty smacked me good.
patty smack by Lkizzle April 21, 2006

smack that ho patty 

Way of sayin beat that ho ass if you don't curse
Quannia: Man what she said
Tirah: U Need 2 Smack That Ho Patty
smack that ho patty by Quanna November 24, 2007

Ball Sack Patty Wack 

When one use's their ball sack to degrade somethings reputation or value such as food or a bad test. Includes a two motion slap, down then up. Single slap is formally know as the sackity wackity.
Example One
Student A: How'd you do on that test nigga?
Student B: Fuckin horrible, Bitchgivenz gave me the ole Ball Sack Patty Wack!!("F")
Student A: Damn son!

Example Two
Waiter: Yo, this man that this steak to raw
Chef A: Raw? RAW?! ah give that nigga raw!
Chef B: Give em the ball sack patty wack
Chef A: *slap slap* Dinner is served!

smack party

When you invite all of your friends to a smack party and they think it's a party where you all take smack. But when they turn up they realise it's a mass spanking of ass where everyone spanks each other's arse.
"here you comin out this weekend?"

"Afraid not, I have a smack party at the pub"
smack party by ZazaMcK June 22, 2016

patty shack 

When you’re having intercourse with an elderly woman and you cum on her sensual wrinkly face whilst doing a handstand and shit in between her tits as the cum drips down to become the special sauce.
Bill: “I just gave my grandma the ol’ Patty Shack last night.”

Kevin: “Jesus fucking Christ dude.”