UDI

last night I pulled a PJ and got and UDI
by Antenna February 14, 2008
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puerto rician suitcase

A suitcase made for travel, usually by fashioning a cardboard flat into a rectangular shape, using duct tape and a knotted rope for a handle.
Joe: "What's with the Puerto Rician suitcase?"
Bob: "It's all I could come up with on such short notice."
by Antenna February 14, 2008
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ass slapping

2. (verb)
The act of sex from behind, when the man's hips create a slapping/clapping sound off the receiver's backside.
That carpet jockey rode it ass slapping to the finish line!
by Antenna February 14, 2008
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patty-smack

spanking a girl's beef curtains till they turn red.
That bitch loves the patty-smack.
by Antenna February 14, 2008
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meat schlop

heavy, wet beef curtains... often with stank.
Whenever she top-rides, her meat schlop slaps my balls.
I'll patty-smack that meat schlop till the beef is rare.
by Antenna February 14, 2008
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