Definitions by Antenna

puerto rician suitcase

A suitcase made for travel, usually by fashioning a cardboard flat into a rectangular shape, using duct tape and a knotted rope for a handle.

Joe: "What's with the Puerto Rician suitcase?"
Bob: "It's all I could come up with on such short notice."

puerto rician suitcase by Antenna February 15, 2008

ass slapping 

2. (verb)
The act of sex from behind, when the man's hips create a slapping/clapping sound off the receiver's backside.

That carpet jockey rode it ass slapping to the finish line!

ass slapping by Antenna February 15, 2008

meat schlop 

heavy, wet beef curtains... often with stank.

Whenever she top-rides, her meat schlop slaps my balls.
I'll patty-smack that meat schlop till the beef is rare.

meat schlop by Antenna February 14, 2008

patty-smack 

spanking a girl's beef curtains till they turn red.

That bitch loves the patty-smack.

patty-smack by Antenna February 14, 2008

UDI 

Unknown drunken injury

last night I pulled a PJ and got and UDI

UDI by Antenna February 14, 2008