slygotomy
The process of ripping another persons eyelashes off and putting in your own urethra and proceeding to blow it back on them while yelling bazingga
slobotomy
1. a mix of the words “slob” and “lobotomy” — with lobotomy being a substitute for “head”
— note : “slob” is taken from the common phrase “slob on my knob” (do oral on my dick)
2. really good head (fellatio, oral, etc.)
— note : “slob” is taken from the common phrase “slob on my knob” (do oral on my dick)
2. really good head (fellatio, oral, etc.)
1a. that bitch gave me a crazy slobotomy last night like you wouldnt believe !!
1b. that bitch gave me crazy slobotomy last night like you wouldnt believe !!
2. after that slobotomy w/ the prostitute i paid for w/ my moms life insurance my dick is itching !!
1b. that bitch gave me crazy slobotomy last night like you wouldnt believe !!
2. after that slobotomy w/ the prostitute i paid for w/ my moms life insurance my dick is itching !!
shagotomy
shagotomy by critty lee November 8, 2007
Slobotomy
Slobotomy by ThatOneUnoriginalEmoKid April 29, 2024
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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