Slutulator 

The slutulator is a reality based, objective calculation to determine whether or not a woman is a slut. It works like this, You take a womans age at the time she lost her virginity, for example lets say 18 for example, and you take her current age, lets say 25 for example. you subtract 18 from 25 which equals 7. If her number of partners equals less than 7 this is a good girl. If it is more, she's a slut....however if she has had more than one one night stand, then her final number is multiplied by how many one night stands she has had, which in this case would be 14, so she's a total slut whore. Next.

I did calculations on her with the slutulator and it never lies. she lost her virginity and 16, she's now 22, and has had 10 partners, including 3 one night stands, so her score is a 30. we have a real skanky trog on our hands, fellas.

Slutulator by Captain Matador the 4th April 1, 2010

Spatulatory Rape 

the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent

OR

to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons

Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.

Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .

OR

Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?

Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.

Spatulatory Rape by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010

Spatulatory Rape 

Suggestively brandishing a condom-covered spatula so as to seduce young, attractive women to accompany you in your age 18+ sex kitchen while neglecting to check IDs.

Jimmy justifies his prick-risky lifestyle to Ben:

Ben- "You really should start checking these chick's IDs Jimmy, you're gunna be in some serious trouble with the law if you aren't careful man."

Jimmy- "I've said it before and I'll say it again. If a fish with an itchin' takes trips to my kitchen, my spatula packs for that clit's jurisdiction."

Ben- "Why do you always rhyme about committing spatulatory rape? I bought that shit to cook with you quirky jerkin pig diddlin' pudge tugger!"

Spatulatory Rape by Kane67 June 13, 2013

Slutulated 

this is when a perfectly normal person is turned into a slut/man whore due to the actions of other sluts/man whores. This causes acts such as dancing on tables and stripping in public, also leads to incidents involving dangerous amounts of alcohol and a sexual misuse of eggs.

She was only acting like such a whore because that bitch Cindy slutulated her.

Slutulated by Cate_is_amazing January 10, 2008

Slimulator

The act of simulating what you'd look like if you were a bit more toned and slim. Usually this means sucking in your gut, or pulling up your tummy in the mirror.

ME: Hey, do you think this swimsuit would look good on me?
YOU: I think it could, but run it through the slimulator first.
ME: Ugggh, yeah I already did. I'll have to shed a few pounds to successfully pull it off.

Slimulator by reallypedantic September 13, 2012

slutenator 

someone, male or female, who engages in excessive amounts of slutty acts.

See that chick who's bartending. We nicknamed her the slutenator since she has fucked nearly every guy in the bar.

slutenator by habitual sassbox February 8, 2009

snugulator

1. A play on perculator meaning you're going to snuggle with someone.

2. A person who likes to snuggle.

Jump into bed with someone while singing, "It's time for the snugulator".

snugulator by T.Boo April 9, 2011