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plutocracy 

The world's private-for-profit-monopoly-central-debt banks, like our "Federal Reserve" and the UN banks, are fronts for the real plutocrats in the world today.

Owners of your nations bank can be citizens of your country or of any other, but they are always anonymous, and always the ULTRA super rich (Usr), and always above all law, and immune to all taxation. They rake in massive profits directly from the country's national debt, which their bank creates by "buying" government securities with nothing but a bookkeeping entry. The Usr reap the nation's wealth as payments of income taxes and as payments on the massive loans made by their member banks to individuals an to nations.

The "super rich" are simply puppets of the Usr, as are all governments of any form. All "revolutionaries" and all wars are financed by these banks. Wars create the most debt & so are highly favored by these vampires.

The first of their kind began prior to any banks and were goldsmiths who kept people's gold for safety and issued receipts for it - the first paper money.

The borrower is servant to the lender..
Goldsmiths, were an early plutocracy, who soon found they could issue more gold receipts than they held gold in safe-keeping. And abracadabra the magic of fraudulent fractional reserve banking - which we are taught is just fine, when it is a root of the ulra-obscene wealth of all ULTRA plutocrats and of all corruption.

A gold based currency is a darling of the Usr because only they can truly hoard it, then have it confiscated, then finally have a paper fiat currency based on debt nationalized. This debt-fiat is the direct opposite of a paper fiat money based on the good-faith-and-CREDIT of a nation's commerce. Such a debt-free fiat currency is as much a boon to a nation as debt-based currency is a disaster.

And so the dog (Pluto) walks the owner or "the tail wags the dog".
plutocracy by Doctor Jim May 17, 2014

plutocracy 

a government controlled by the wealthy
plutocracy by Kyle January 15, 2004

Plutocracy 

Plutocracy is the rule by the super-rich international capitalists and their retainers; the press, office holders, spies and thugs. In a plutocracy the middle class is controlled though taxation, low-cost imports (free trade) and corrupt politicians and in a communist system the middle class is exterminated. The perfect plutocracy consists of two classes only—the plutocrats and their overseers and the subsistence-level poor. The degree of economic inequality is staggering as is the low level of social mobility.
Although the word plutocracy has disappeared from some modern dictionaries, as if it no longer exists, it is in fact the only name to correctly describe many modern governments.
Plutocracy by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006

Plutocracy 

See America
See Canada
See UK
See France
See Germany
See Spain
See Portugal
See Poland
See Holland
See Luxemborg
See Ireland

etc.
etc.
etc.
See Earth Every governemnt that has ever existed is just a glorified plutocracy.
Plutocracy by Elitist April 7, 2004

slutcracker 

1. a college student's christmas party and/or christmas vacation, in which the purpose is to hook up with as many girls who went to or currently go to your high school as possible, or whoever else is there.

2. a way to describe an intense sexual experience, especially during the holidays

3. sex in the hardest of forms, in which the bitch feels that she is literally being split in two
1. When Nate walked into the party, Spence immediately welcomed him to the slutcracker and directed him to the women on Santa's naughty list.

2. Jenna walked into the bedroom dressed in nothing but vicki secrets and a santa's hat, demanding slutcracker sex as her sultry voice whispered "ho-ho-ho...".

3. "I'm really sorry bro...but I slutcrackered your ex the week after you two broke up."

"Dude its totally fine, I slutcrackered your sister last night."

"Really man, what the fuck..."
slutcracker by brotege22 December 27, 2011

Stupocracy 

Pronunciation: stooo-pock-ruh-see
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural -cies

A type of self-government where a society is mysteriously incapable of producing intelligent leaders. A form of dysfunctionalocracy.
After several presidential and congressional election cycles, the government remained divided along party lines. Rather than leading the nation into prosperous times, they descended into a state of stupocracy.
Stupocracy by Fname Mi Lname June 19, 2010
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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