atkins diet

An estremely unhealthy diet that supposedly thinks carbs are the source of weight gain. Used mostly by idiots with no willpower.
I should invent a diet like this one. You eat lots of high protein and high carb foods and get lots of exercise. It has already worked for thousands of years and for billions of people. What do you think the farmers, miners, soldiers, blacksmiths, etc. have been doing for thousands of years? Eating meats, breads, vegetables, and getting a shitload of exercise, and they are usaully in shape.
by Elitist April 07, 2004
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spinosaurus

Despite what was depicted by Jurassic Park 3, a spinosauraus was not NEARLY that big and was a quadraped.
Archeaology debates on the urbandictionary, LOL!
by Elitist February 06, 2004
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quagmire

Social Worker(laying in bed in the morning after sleeping with Quagmire):Glen honney, I've got a question for you. What do you do for a living?

Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?
by Elitist April 07, 2004
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TBS

Turn Based Strategy. Refers to a game where each player takes a turn, such as Civilization.
My Siphai crushed the puny Europeans in Civilization 3.
by Elitist December 29, 2003
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war protester

One who believes that the purpose of a Republic is to question every word the government says. Also, they tend to believe that we killed millions of Iraqis even though we killed less then 100,000. They say this is wrong even though that number x10 would have been killed within the next 7 years by Saddam if he would have been left in power.
Wow, that highly intelligent war protestor decided to block traffic during rush hour instead of writing a letter or getting a petition together to send to his/her congressman!
by Elitist February 02, 2004
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Sesame Street

15 year old mother: I'll just set little Timmy in front of Sesame Street then we can hit the mall!

15 year old skank: Okey dokey!
by Elitist January 26, 2004
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Clint Eastwood

One of the coolest actors ever. Only one whos better is Charles Bronson.
.44 magnum, most powerful handgun on the planet.
by Elitist January 15, 2004
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