Elitist's definitions

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Capitol of the Sumeria

Gilgamesh owns you n00b!

by Elitist February 3, 2004

Harry Potter

Sorry, but any book series with as little relation to the plot from the last book as Harry Potter has is not very good. Whereas LOTR, Timothy Zahns Grand Admiral Thrawn trilogy, and Dune all read like one 1000+ page book.

Harry Potter, I'm not dissing it but it's not really my thing.

by Elitist January 2, 2004

wild almond

The hippies should all go out and pick some nice "organic" almonds out in the forest. They should eat several dozen of them.

In case you don't get it, almonds that aren't domesticated contain cyanide.

by Elitist January 18, 2004

Clint Eastwood

One of the coolest actors ever. Only one whos better is Charles Bronson.

.44 magnum, most powerful handgun on the planet.

by Elitist January 15, 2004

neonazi

People that hate jews and just sit around all day talking about useless shit. They will never amount to anything great.

See UN

Hey, Isreal sure does suck don't it?

by Elitist February 29, 2004

santa

None of you have any idea about what Santa Claus really is. He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Zoidberg. Once, Bender helped him on one of his rampages.

Your missletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missle!

by Elitist January 4, 2004

Anarchy

Riiiiight, America should have Anarchy alright. Then when were all working "peaecfully" we would be weak enough to get invaded by Iran or N. Korea.

Why would anyone defend your sorry ass if it doesn't make them happy?

by Elitist February 23, 2004