Elitist's definitions

Hollywood Squares

A gay game where all they need to do is say yes or no, not give a real answer. Often has Whoopi Goldberg and other washed up C-rank celebrities.

From Family Guy

Contestant: I'll take the dying boy for block.

Question: Is there anything less then absolute zero?

Dying Boy: Yeah, my white cell count.

*Crowd insanely laughs at this depressing joke and Whoopi Goldberg high-fives him*

by Elitist January 2, 2004

antiwar protester

Someone that doesn't believe that war is wrong. They think that Iraq going to war with Iran, Kuwait, and launching SCUDs at Isreal is A-okay, but toppling the regime that is doing it is wrong.

I believe that First Amendment was meant for me to protest everything the Repulicans say, so I'm an antiwar protester.

by Elitist February 9, 2004

Day Of Defeat

All you ignorant DoD zealots now are officially cocksuckers. Call Of Duty just came out and it is WAY better and isn't built on an engine programmed by a team of plankton.

Day Of Defeat is now officially DEAD!

by Elitist January 19, 2004

quagmire

The coolest guy in the world

Social Worker(laying in bed in the morning after sleeping with Quagmire):Glen honney, I've got a question for you. What do you do for a living?

Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?

by Elitist April 7, 2004

Clint Eastwood

One of the coolest actors ever. Only one whos better is Charles Bronson.

.44 magnum, most powerful handgun on the planet.

by Elitist January 15, 2004

neonazi

People that hate jews and just sit around all day talking about useless shit. They will never amount to anything great.

See UN

Hey, Isreal sure does suck don't it?

by Elitist February 29, 2004

anti-life

An ignorant word made up by religious extremeists to degrade pro-choice people. Very similar to the word anti-choice, which was made up by ignorant liberal extremeists to degrade anyone that's pro-life.

The ignorant flame war goes on and on...

by Elitist February 2, 2004