67 definitions by Elitist

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People that hate jews and just sit around all day talking about useless shit. They will never amount to anything great.

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Hey, Isreal sure does suck don't it?
by Elitist February 29, 2004
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The richest man in the world is also the biggest nerd. He could have ANY chick he wants, and could have you assasinated in a minute if he wanted to.
20 years down the line, will it truly matter if you were "popular"?

Do you think it will matter 20 years down the line if you were studying computer science/physics/economics 4 hours a day? Yes.

Do you think it will matter 20 years down the line whether you were popular or not? No.
by Elitist January 19, 2004
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A great way to express your opinions, but unlike a chatroom, there are usaully less n00bz, people act more intelligently, and the screen doesn't get flooded with replies like so many chatrooms do. Often called forums.
Urbandictionary.com is a message board, just a VERY slow one.
by Elitist January 02, 2004
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One who caters greatly to one side, with a fanatical zeal usaully.

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Partisans are less annoying when they're not communist America hating bastards like Not Proud To Be An American.
by Elitist January 01, 2004
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You're all such stupid smacktards. A patriot is one who likes and appreciates their country and fellow man.

All of you stupid faggots are defining a nationalist.
Another wasted urban dictionary entry, just like America, France, and Nintendo.
by Elitist January 18, 2004
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See Earth Every governemnt that has ever existed is just a glorified plutocracy.
by Elitist April 07, 2004
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A hour long waltz in which the victor is the one that:

1. Struck first
2. Had more nuclear weapons
3. Had more nuclear submarines in firing distance of enemy cities

Note that this victory is temporary because soon after a "victor" is declared we all start dying from atmospheric fallout.
A socialist war, because everyone on the planet becomes insanely equal.
by Elitist December 18, 2003
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