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slump dump 

ah dude, i ate way to much i ended up taking a slump dump
slump dump by colt405 April 4, 2015
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Dump Slump 

A frustrating period of time where you are having either lasting constipation or are just all around not satisfied with the size. Especially when you can feel it coming but just can't seem to follow through. (Lasts from 2-5 days)
(Dale): After that chef boyardi chugging contest, I have been in the biggest Dump Slump
(Keith): Wah Wah Wahhhhhh
Dump Slump by CaptainHuge April 17, 2009

Dump slump 

Someone who hates whatever it is their hearing or doing by slouching their head and shoulders.
I accused my boyfriend of cheating on me for the millionth time and he did the dump slump.
Dump slump by O.G. Dump Slump August 14, 2019

Slump a dump 

Completely sorry and utterly good for nothing. A unfortunate waste of time and space.
Kyle is a slump a dump of a roommate. He is irresponsible with paying bills and cleaning up after himself.
Slump a dump by worldwidetoybox September 6, 2020

Stump Dump 

A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.
My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.
Stump Dump by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017

Shlump Dump

A Shlump Dump is a massive shit someone takes after a drinking a load liquor.
“Man I just took a massive Shlump Dump”
“I feel the Shlump Dump coming”
Shlump Dump by Zemeckas August 6, 2020

Slump dumpster 

When you bust your slump by getting with a girl who is a cum dumpster
That girl was a total slump dumpster. I had to take two showers afterwards but man did I miss having sex.
Slump dumpster by Ruckus47408 July 13, 2015
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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