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Dump Slump 

A frustrating period of time where you are having either lasting constipation or are just all around not satisfied with the size. Especially when you can feel it coming but just can't seem to follow through. (Lasts from 2-5 days)
(Dale): After that chef boyardi chugging contest, I have been in the biggest Dump Slump
(Keith): Wah Wah Wahhhhhh
Dump Slump by CaptainHuge April 17, 2009

Dump slump 

Someone who hates whatever it is their hearing or doing by slouching their head and shoulders.
I accused my boyfriend of cheating on me for the millionth time and he did the dump slump.
Dump slump by O.G. Dump Slump August 14, 2019

Slump a dump 

Completely sorry and utterly good for nothing. A unfortunate waste of time and space.
Kyle is a slump a dump of a roommate. He is irresponsible with paying bills and cleaning up after himself.
Slump a dump by worldwidetoybox September 6, 2020

Stump Dump 

A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.
My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.
Stump Dump by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017

Shlump Dump

A Shlump Dump is a massive shit someone takes after a drinking a load liquor.
“Man I just took a massive Shlump Dump”
“I feel the Shlump Dump coming
Shlump Dump by Zemeckas August 6, 2020

Slump dumpster 

When you bust your slump by getting with a girl who is a cum dumpster
That girl was a total slump dumpster. I had to take two showers afterwards but man did I miss having sex.
Slump dumpster by Ruckus47408 July 13, 2015