slugsy

"Slugsy", "Slugsy Malone" "Sluggers" or simple "The Slug" is the title earnt by a stoner, showcasing their talents of being stoned constantly, and prioritising Marijuana above all hobbies, friends, work and anything else that would normally carry more importance to normal people. Slugsy can normally be found alone in a small, darkened room, relighting butt spliffs. Slugzy Malones may leave their rooms to go outside to socialise, but will always end up too stoned to communicate, move, or function to any normal standard that would be somewhat acceptable. During conversations slugsy's will mong out and not listen to a thing that is said, unless you are talking about weed. Slugsy's are really unreliable and are always late for everything.

Example 1:

Human: " Hey man, you wanna come out for a couple hours?"

Slugsy: "ahhh, uhhhh, (5 minutes of grumbling) uhh not sure man, can't be arsed really, do you wanna come round mine for a spliff?"

Example 2:

Human: "If you don't press the button all your family will die! Press it!"

Slugsy: "Huh? Sorry man I wasn't listening, I'm really stoned."

by Ilikefriedeggs April 16, 2014

sluggy slut

the turm u call a slow dumb fat fuck

wow charile taylor is a sluggy slut

by henry_chopin February 16, 2017

Sluggy Style

When you harvest mucus from multiple snails, put it in your mouth and spit it all on your girl’s face.

Guy 1: what did you do last week?
Guy 2: I obviously gave my sister’s friends the Sluggy Style

by WhiteMuchroom January 19, 2022

no slugs straight shots

it means, dont beat around the damn BUSH! tell me straight up.

if im sitting right next to a girl, and she tell her friend, "there is ONE GIRl that i dont like, she a hoe" and i know she talking bout me, that me she shootin slugs. Tell me straight up if you dont like me. "no slugs straight shots"

by Neicey Marie May 28, 2010

Sluggy Sunday

A Sunday sesh carried on from Saturday when Saturday is not enough.

A cause for celebrating the finer things in life on a Sunday.

Sluggy Sundays postpones the crippling Sunday depression to Monday

“Who wants to have a Sluggy Sunday?”
Brad, “I’ll get some tequila”.

by SluggySunday June 4, 2023

slugby

a very slow, sluggish, or lazy person

Colby didn't help in that project at all, he's such a slugby.

by theofficialslugby April 12, 2015

bag of slugs

The damp condition of female underwear when said female is in a state of arousal.

"I'm not kidding, i put my hand in her pants and it was like a bag of slugs. Result!"

by footer October 18, 2006