WhiteMuchroom's definitions

Hypornicated

Someone who’s hyper af in the friend group and is addicted to jacking off to a variety of porn

Guy: bro let’s not hang out with Jacob tonight he’s a bit of a hypornicated dude
Other guy: yeah I agree

by WhiteMuchroom April 29, 2022

Sluggy Style

When you harvest mucus from multiple snails, put it in your mouth and spit it all on your girl’s face.

Guy 1: what did you do last week?
Guy 2: I obviously gave my sister’s friends the Sluggy Style

by WhiteMuchroom January 19, 2022

Horseshoe

Something you don’t wanna be caught throwing at your younger brother

Boy: bro shut the fuck up before mom sees I beat your ass with a horseshoe

Brother: but I fucking broke my arm

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

The fellas

A notorious gang made up of the sped kids from the local elementary school, typically seen meeting after school to commit crimes

Bus driver: hey do you kids need a ride home
Boy: nah I’m a part of the fellas, we gonna blow some shit up
Bus driver: …

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

SIV

Severe

Infected

Vagina

Guy: I don’t think I’m ready, you look like you have SIV

by WhiteMuchroom April 29, 2022

Milf

M: Man
I: I

L: love

F: friends

Zookeeper: bro that lady is such a nice milf

Tiger: you gonna feed me or what?

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

Brutal Beating

When you are doing your girl from behind and accidentally moan her mother’s name

Guy: *moans* uhhh Carol!
Girl: That’s my moms name you bastard, imma give you a brutal beating

by WhiteMuchroom January 19, 2022