WhiteMuchroom's definitions

Squuzzling

The act of have your significant other shove a feather dildo up your anus

Girl: hey babe I’m horny, we should try squuzzling

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

The fellas

A notorious gang made up of the sped kids from the local elementary school, typically seen meeting after school to commit crimes

Bus driver: hey do you kids need a ride home
Boy: nah I’m a part of the fellas, we gonna blow some shit up
Bus driver: …

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

Milf

M: Man
I: I

L: love

F: friends

Zookeeper: bro that lady is such a nice milf

Tiger: you gonna feed me or what?

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

Reverse Hammer Style

When you proceed to slap yourself in the face with a plastic hammer to show that you want some abuse in a sexual way

Girl: mom why’s that older man looking at me?
Mother: oh it’s fine sweetie he just wants the reverse hammer style

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

NFT

Something that retards see as the most important thing in the world but it leads to their downfall

Girl: ugh my husband loves NFT so much I had to break up with his stupid ass
Other girl: I know I was doing the dirty with my husband and he yelled “monkey NFT” at me

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

Horseshoe

Something you don’t wanna be caught throwing at your younger brother

Boy: bro shut the fuck up before mom sees I beat your ass with a horseshoe

Brother: but I fucking broke my arm

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

Enlarge

Something my friends say would make sleepovers feel much better

Boy: yo if we enlarge it, this sleepover is gonna be lit!
Other boy: enlarge what exactly?

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022