Urban Dictionary: Definitions by WhiteMuchroom

Queeze

When a girl sneezes and farts out of her coochie at the same time

Girl: Omg I’m so sorry, I accidentally queezed on you
Boy: what the fuck

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Guy: I don’t think I’m ready, you look like you have SIV

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Someone who’s hyper af in the friend group and is addicted to jacking off to a variety of porn

Guy: bro let’s not hang out with Jacob tonight he’s a bit of a hypornicated dude
Other guy: yeah I agree

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The coolest fucking festival in the world. Don’t tell the ladies about the amount of beating off that happens at this event

Girl: hey why you being so weird all of a sudden
Guy: it’s cuz Sementa is coming up and k can’t have hoes get in my way

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A slang word used to a tight Latina asshole

Guy at the store: bro look at that lainesthole. I am so getting a boner rn
Younger brother: woah you are such a virgin

Something my friends say would make sleepovers feel much better

Boy: yo if we enlarge it, this sleepover is gonna be lit!
Other boy: enlarge what exactly?

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Something you don’t wanna be caught throwing at your younger brother

Boy: bro shut the fuck up before mom sees I beat your ass with a horseshoe

Brother: but I fucking broke my arm

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