slowfer 

Someone who needs to really hurry up so much they become annoying and irritating.

You're such a slowfer.

slowfer by Janet R. January 24, 2007

Slower than guns 

Military slang for making bad lifestyle choices.

Since retirement, the Gunny was staying by a bottle and fading slower than guns.

Slower than guns by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Slower Dauphin

Slower Dauphin is another word for Lower Dauphin High School in Hummelstown, PA. It is the worst school anyone could possibly go to. there's always some kind of disgustingness going on there. whether it be people having sex in the bathroom, drug busts, or just plain stupidity. When people say they are going to fight someone they don't. People think they're tough shit because they can say someone about them over facebook or twitter. Teachers give you detentions for no reason. The principals don't know what's going on in the school. The football team is horrible and haven't won since... well ever. The cookies are only cooked for about 5 minutes giving you terminal illness. The nurses wouldn't send you home if your arm was falling off. And the teachers tend to "lose" homework even though you handed it in causing you to get a zero for the assignment.

*In a job interview*

Interviewer: So where did you go to school?

Joe: I attended lower dauphin

Interviewer: Oh, slower dauphin! That school sucks ass! No way in hell you're getting a job here.

Slower Dauphin by HowYouLikeMeNowMotherFuckaaa December 26, 2011

slower lower delaware 

Any area of Delaware below the C&D Canal. Generally known for it's more Southern and thus slower way of life. Much of slower lower Delaware is rural.

Slower lower Delaware is worlds apart from Northern Delaware.

slower lower delaware by wkugs August 28, 2005

slowered

Something being slowed down

I was being too productive at work today so I slowered my working pace

slowered by nebbul November 9, 2016

slower than a mower

Nothing can ever be slower

Erik myhre is slower than a mower

slower than a mower by Ilakxndniaklsnc May 18, 2020

Move slower than pond water 

The way a lazy person moves to do anything.
Because pond water barely moves.

"Hand me that board."
(Lazily moving)
"Man you move slower than pond water."

Move slower than pond water by Essej snosrap June 30, 2016