A sowbag can easily get mistaken with degenerate. However , the sowbag takes on an additional trait the degenerate does not. A sowbag can be seen in ranges from 200-300 lbs. anything heavier than that is considered a Sowhound. A sowbag is someone who enjoys their own company while maintaining the desire to slug back Guinness or DAB tallies. The sowbag was established in the southern portion of Ontario, Canada. the first generation sowbag was known as Matthew and Bradley. A pair of sowbags they were. They soon gave birth to more sowbags, creating a sow colony. People question , what is a sowbag? But no one ever asks , how is a sowbag.
by Pricey1097 January 23, 2021
This is a word used to describe a specific slugger from the Sow Colony. He seems to hide away and distance himself from society, which allows him to drink heavy. Many people gossip, and say he’s not a sow, but a bigger, better Sowbag than most. He indulges in activity’s as early as dusk. If the sun is in the sky, there’s no doubt, Grover will be sucking a few back. Doesn’t matter what day of the week it is. He gives er’ 24/7. Quite impressive actually. A hairy chested, young stallion some will say. He can do physical activities, such as, playing puck, shooting pong, or flipping in gymnastics. He has built a tremendous fan base ranging way greater than the Simcoe County area. Females are typically frightened or threatened by Grover’s alpha mentality. But that’s what makes Grover, Grover
holy fuck Groverr, you big stinky fucking piece of fucking shit! That’s your third time in the compost within the last hour. *Grover sticks his head out * “there’s empties in here” Yup that’s groverr
by Pricey1097 July 26, 2023
You either stumbled across this word by seeing my previous post, sowbag, or you took a look at our family tree and realized there was a serious demand for a new definition. Of course Sowhound was founded by the same gentlemen who created sowbag. Ha how mature. Is a Sowhound a noun? Adjective? Verb? This is where people tend to go wrong. Being a Sowhound is a lifestyle. There are endless opportunities and paths you can venture on to become a Sowhound . Do you really think bourgeois wakes up everyday and cheers “yay I’m a Sowhound. No. This is a two step process. First you have to become a sowbag, and then the top 1% of them evolve into the hound. It involves countless hours, years of drinking and sudden urges to chug Tito’s throughout the day. Thank you for coming to my TED talk
by Pricey1097 February 01, 2021