ljak's definitions

slowbag

1. An annoying douchebag who goes too slow and blocks your way.

2. A compound contraction of "slow" and "douchebag." It voices irritation.

"This slowbag is gonna make me late for work again!"

by ljak November 26, 2021

up your brown

Up your ass.

Boy: "So, will you see me naked?"

Mom: "No, I'll just cut a hole in your underwears and stick the thermostat up your brown."

by ljak November 23, 2021

apeshit

To go fucking berserk out of nowhere.

"My son went fucking apeshit when took a sip of the milkshake he thought was vanilla, and it was mint."

by ljak November 23, 2021

the Face

The ugly thing on the front of you.

"Hey, YOU! With the Face!"

by ljak November 23, 2021

Hoden

Balls. But in German.

American guy: "He kicked me in the HODEN."

Clueless German or Austrian guy: "We don't call them that! We call them 'Eggs!' "

American guy: "That's fuckin' stupid."

by ljak November 23, 2021

balls in your face

A phrase used to express hostility or derision.

She: "You didn't run the dishwasher last night. Again."

He: "How bout I slap my balls in your face?"

by ljak November 23, 2021

hot as balls

When it's so hot you want to punch someone in the face.

"Goddamn it's hot as balls outside."

by ljak November 23, 2021