Definitions by ljak

slowbag 

1. An annoying douchebag who goes too slow and blocks your way.

2. A compound contraction of "slow" and "douchebag." It voices irritation.

"This slowbag is gonna make me late for work again!"

slowbag by ljak November 26, 2021

up your brown 

Up your ass.

Boy: "So, will you see me naked?"

Mom: "No, I'll just cut a hole in your underwears and stick the thermostat up your brown."

up your brown by ljak November 23, 2021

apeshit 

To go fucking berserk out of nowhere.

"My son went fucking apeshit when took a sip of the milkshake he thought was vanilla, and it was mint."

apeshit by ljak November 23, 2021

the Face

The ugly thing on the front of you.

"Hey, YOU! With the Face!"

the Face by ljak November 23, 2021

Hoden 

Balls. But in German.

American guy: "He kicked me in the HODEN."

Clueless German or Austrian guy: "We don't call them that! We call them 'Eggs!' "

American guy: "That's fuckin' stupid."

Hoden by ljak November 23, 2021

balls in your face 

A phrase used to express hostility or derision.

She: "You didn't run the dishwasher last night. Again."

He: "How bout I slap my balls in your face?"

balls in your face by ljak November 23, 2021

hot as balls

When it's so hot you want to punch someone in the face.

"Goddamn it's hot as balls outside."

hot as balls by ljak November 23, 2021