ljak's definitions

slowbag

A douchebag who blocks your way because they're too slow.

"We would've been there on time if it hadn't been for that slowbag."

by ljak November 22, 2021

dirt cheap meat

It's meat that's dirt cheap. But it's meat.

I'm gonna call my store, "Dirt cheap meat."

by ljak November 23, 2021

dirt cheap meat

It's meat that's dirt cheap. But it's meat.

I'm gonna call my store, "Dirt Cheap Meat."

by ljak November 23, 2021

H.A.B.

Abbreviation for hot as balls. Like when it's hot as balls outside.

"How hot is it gonna be today? It's gonna be H.A.B."

by ljak November 23, 2021

hot as balls

When it's so hot you want to punch someone in the face.

"Goddamn it's hot as balls outside."

by ljak November 23, 2021

balls in your face

A phrase used to express hostility or derision.

She: "You didn't run the dishwasher last night. Again."

He: "How bout I slap my balls in your face?"

by ljak November 23, 2021

Hoden

Balls. But in German.

American guy: "He kicked me in the HODEN."

Clueless German or Austrian guy: "We don't call them that! We call them 'Eggs!' "

American guy: "That's fuckin' stupid."

by ljak November 23, 2021