slowbag

1. An annoying douchebag who goes too slow and blocks your way.

2. A compound contraction of "slow" and "douchebag." It voices irritation.
"This slowbag is gonna make me late for work again!"
by ljak November 27, 2021
Get the slowbag mug.

slowbag

A douchebag who blocks your way because they're too slow.
"We would've been there on time if it hadn't been for that slowbag."
by ljak November 23, 2021
Get the slowbag mug.

up your brown

Boy: "So, will you see me naked?"

Mom: "No, I'll just cut a hole in your underwears and stick the thermostat up your brown."
by ljak November 23, 2021
Get the up your brown mug.

the Face

The ugly thing on the front of you.
"Hey, YOU! With the Face!"
by ljak November 23, 2021
Get the the Face mug.

apeshit

To go fucking berserk out of nowhere.
"My son went fucking apeshit when took a sip of the milkshake he thought was vanilla, and it was mint."
by ljak November 23, 2021
Get the apeshit mug.

dirt cheap meat

It's meat that's dirt cheap. But it's meat.
I'm gonna call my store, "Dirt Cheap Meat."
by ljak November 23, 2021
Get the dirt cheap meat mug.

dirt cheap meat

It's meat that's dirt cheap. But it's meat.
I'm gonna call my store, "Dirt cheap meat."
by ljak November 23, 2021
Get the dirt cheap meat mug.