Boy: "So, will you see me naked?"
Mom: "No, I'll just cut a hole in your underwears and stick the thermostat up your brown."
Mom: "No, I'll just cut a hole in your underwears and stick the thermostat up your brown."
by ljak November 23, 2021

American guy: "He kicked me in the HODEN."
Clueless German or Austrian guy: "We don't call them that! We call them 'Eggs!' "
American guy: "That's fuckin' stupid."
Clueless German or Austrian guy: "We don't call them that! We call them 'Eggs!' "
American guy: "That's fuckin' stupid."
by ljak November 23, 2021

by ljak November 22, 2021

"My son went fucking apeshit when took a sip of the milkshake he thought was vanilla, and it was mint."
by ljak November 23, 2021

by ljak November 23, 2021

by ljak November 23, 2021

by ljak November 23, 2021
