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slow as fuck
this computer is slow as fuck it won't load the next screeen fast enough. We taught that to John 4 times now, he is slow as fuck.
slow as fuck by GDAngel September 16, 2013
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slow fuck • Slow Fucking • slow as fuck • slowfuckia • pokey slowfuck • slow • slow your roll • slow burn • slow cosby • Slow Jam
Slow Fucking
Slow fucking: the process in which a situation or a person slowly breaks you down till you can’t take it any more.
Dang I forgot my work computer at home this Monday is really slow fucking me.
This pepperoni pizza is slow fucking me real good.
This pepperoni pizza is slow fucking me real good.
Slow Fucking by Pigglyjigglygal October 7, 2019
pokey slowfuck
Specifically, an individual whose car moves approximately one tenth of the speed it should be moving at.
These people may be found pulling out in front of you for no goddamn reason and slamming on their brakes. Such an event may prompt outbursts of wtf or "you flaming cuntwaffle."
When applied in general usage, the term can refer to any jerk or asshole.
These people may be found pulling out in front of you for no goddamn reason and slamming on their brakes. Such an event may prompt outbursts of wtf or "you flaming cuntwaffle."
When applied in general usage, the term can refer to any jerk or asshole.
"(whistling to self while driving)...JESUS! What the FUCK! Goddamn.... goddamn pokey SLOWFUCK!"
"Yeah, that guy's such a ... he's such a pokey slowfuck."
"Pokey slowfuck?"
"...yeah. What?"
"Yeah, that guy's such a ... he's such a pokey slowfuck."
"Pokey slowfuck?"
"...yeah. What?"
pokey slowfuck by Chalupamonk June 8, 2004
slowfuckia
slowfuckia by L0union June 26, 2021
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
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