when some fucking thing or some mother fucker can't move, learn or operate to the desired speed
this computer is slow as fuck it won't load the next screeen fast enough. We taught that to John 4 times now, he is slow as fuck.
by GDAngel September 16, 2013
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Slow fucking: the process in which a situation or a person slowly breaks you down till you can’t take it any more.
Dang I forgot my work computer at home this Monday is really slow fucking me.

This pepperoni pizza is slow fucking me real good.
by Pigglyjigglygal October 7, 2019
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Verb - The process of gradually bailing out of a planned activity with your friends
Friend 1: Hey is John coming to the party.

Friend 2: He hasn't RSVP'd yet but I think he's trying to slow fuck his way out of it.
by tbone152 January 17, 2018
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