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slow L by CJizzle BOOIIIII October 21, 2008
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Slow life
The equivalent to a low life, but worse in the sense that they take twice as long as your average person to accomplish anything.
Victor: Whats Jay's problem lately, he doesn't work or go to school or even try to do anything.
Danny: Ever since he started puffin the magic dragon he became a slow life...
Danny: Ever since he started puffin the magic dragon he became a slow life...
Slow life by Coffin Vic July 26, 2010
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slow lobster boil
When the hot water you’re in is getting hotter so slowly that you don’t grasp the danger you’re in until it’s too late.
I was just a few steps away from death when I was pulled from that slow lobster boil of a workplace.
slow lobster boil by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2019
Slow Loris
A sex position in which the woman sits on the man's lap, facing him, and he tickles her while bouncing, while she lifts her arms up in the air, like the small Asian primate, the Slow Loris.
Slow Loris by Andre LeBlanc October 6, 2009
Slow Leak
Slow Learner
When you cum in a book, then close the book. You then give the book to a girl and have her open to the page you jizzed on. Then when she looks at the page, you slam the book in her face.
Slow Learner by HowlandNotTooCool October 5, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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