slow L 

Home boy that rides on 22's.

T'sss booooiiiiy!!! That was slow L.

slow L by CJizzle BOOIIIII October 21, 2008

Slow life 

The equivalent to a low life, but worse in the sense that they take twice as long as your average person to accomplish anything.

Victor: Whats Jay's problem lately, he doesn't work or go to school or even try to do anything.

Danny: Ever since he started puffin the magic dragon he became a slow life...

Slow life by Coffin Vic July 26, 2010

slow lobster boil

When the hot water you’re in is getting hotter so slowly that you don’t grasp the danger you’re in until it’s too late.

I was just a few steps away from death when I was pulled from that slow lobster boil of a workplace.

slow lobster boil by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2019

slow lag 

A type of lag usually involved with gaming when your computer is experiencing slow frame due to your computer not having fast enough processing power. It's an easy way to define which lag you are having with out saying "My computer is lagging cause it's old or something".

Zach: Man, i'm lagging so bad.
Jonathan: What lag are you having?
Zach: Slow lag

slow lag by Treeh3ro January 24, 2017

Slow Loris 

A sex position in which the woman sits on the man's lap, facing him, and he tickles her while bouncing, while she lifts her arms up in the air, like the small Asian primate, the Slow Loris.

Hey, wanna Slow Loris with me? You look ticklish.

Slow Loris by Andre LeBlanc October 6, 2009

Slow Leak 

Some who is stupid.Dont have common sense.

He ack so stupid.He must have a Slow Leak.

Slow Leak by Dawndy August 13, 2010

Slow Learner 

When you cum in a book, then close the book. You then give the book to a girl and have her open to the page you jizzed on. Then when she looks at the page, you slam the book in her face.

Why the fuck did you give me a slow learner?

Slow Learner by HowlandNotTooCool October 5, 2009