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second only to the elderly the worst type of driver around, fresh meat to the land of the gravel they are slow witted and incapable of independent decision making when behind the steering wheel
"Its clear fucking go learner, Oh what you stalled?"... "how bout i shove the gear stick down your throat you fool!"... oh yeah let you mother do the talking for you grow a pair"... "no not you mam I'm talking to your son"
learner by JMSMD AKA CHOMP November 14, 2007
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1. A particular word used by President Bush to describe students.
The learners of America are quite intelligent.
learner by chaosmuse March 21, 2004

learner's block 

The inability for a certain period of time to learn something, no matter how hard you try. When the block is broken, you are able to learn again.
Man, I couldn't get how to do this for an hour, but I must have had learner's block, because it was sooo simple.

Learner Lu 

A person characterized by a desire to learn.
When it comes to school work, Jane is a Negative Nancy. Connie, on the other hand, loves school. She's the perfect Learner Lu.
Learner Lu by urbanjonathan August 28, 2013

learner's block 

Inability to learn something, particularly due to psychological pressure. Often takes an existential threat to break.
From the first book of Harry Potter, and associated movie, comes this famous example:
Ron Weasley had a learner's block on Wingardium Leviosa, only broken during the toilet scene - he lifted the troll's club and KO'd the ugly thing.
learner's block by krazzyfяeak November 26, 2016

learner driver

When a passenger in a moving vehicle has his hand around his penis while the driver is bunny hopping the vehicle causeing the stop start motion to toss off the passenger
Dave: Scooter what the hell are you driving like that for
Scooter: its ok le snacks is doing the learner driver in the back
learner driver by billmanbob November 8, 2009

learner ready 

When you feel like doing work for design and tech!
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