sloreitch

the combination between a slut, whore, and bitch. A woman that cant keep cock out of her mouth, pussy, or ass. also a woman that is really annoying.

person 1: "Gosh damn, that chic wont quit asking for my dick."
person 2: "Yea, she's a sloreitch"

by swaggamastah April 25, 2011

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Shoreditch Samurai

A longer than average 'manbun' that results in a pony tale like flop. This haircut, worn in combination with a beard, results in a style similar to Chonmage (丁髷, ちょんまげ) and closely resembles that of the hairstyle worn by ancient Japanese Samurai.

This image has become popular amongst young adult men and is synonymous with the concept of contemporary 'hipsterification' taking place in predominantly regenerated urban areas (particularly in London).

Matt: "Hey Sam, isn't Jay's manbun cool."
Sam: "Yeah, bloody Shoreditch Samurai!"

by Idonothing September 23, 2015

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Slortch

Someone who is a slut, whore, and a bitch all at the same damn time

Kasey is such a slortch for slapping Jamie and then T - Bagging her agressively, I hate her!

by Kered Nosliw November 28, 2011

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Slorntch

A woman who is the embodiment of all things nasty. The word is comprised of numerous other words (a super combination, if you will). Slorntch means a slut/whore/cunt/bitch combo.

"I can't believe my brother is dating her...she's such a SLORNTCH!" Or, "There are a lot of slorntches up in here tonight!"

by Chantal Irons May 21, 2008

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Slopitch

When a girl is straddling you and aggressively fingering herself to the point of extreme wetness, then sticks her fingers in your mouth... so far down your throat you gag.

Dude, I got slopitched so hard last night by this chick I picked up.

by fundave8 October 26, 2019

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