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Shoreditch Samurai 

A longer than average 'manbun' that results in a pony tale like flop. This haircut, worn in combination with a beard, results in a style similar to Chonmage (丁髷, ちょんまげ) and closely resembles that of the hairstyle worn by ancient Japanese Samurai.

This image has become popular amongst young adult men and is synonymous with the concept of contemporary 'hipsterification' taking place in predominantly regenerated urban areas (particularly in London).
Matt: "Hey Sam, isn't Jay's manbun cool."
Sam: "Yeah, bloody Shoreditch Samurai!"
Shoreditch Samurai by Idonothing September 23, 2015
Someone who is a slut, whore, and a bitch all at the same damn time
Kasey is such a slortch for slapping Jamie and then T - Bagging her agressively, I hate her!
Slortch by Kered Nosliw November 28, 2011
A woman who is the embodiment of all things nasty. The word is comprised of numerous other words (a super combination, if you will). Slorntch means a slut/whore/cunt/bitch combo.
"I can't believe my brother is dating her...she's such a SLORNTCH!" Or, "There are a lot of slorntches up in here tonight!"
Slorntch by Chantal Irons May 21, 2008

Slopitch 

When a girl is straddling you and aggressively fingering herself to the point of extreme wetness, then sticks her fingers in your mouth... so far down your throat you gag.
Dude, I got slopitched so hard last night by this chick I picked up.
Slopitch by fundave8 October 26, 2019

Saloreich 

The word Russians use to refer to Ukraine after Euromaidan.
Vasya: Did u heard about Ukraine?
Denis: That Saloreich went wrong.
Saloreich by ....???? April 24, 2022
a combination of the words slut, whore, and bitch. Used in situations where you find the person extremely annoying.
"That girl was a major sloritch for flirting with your boyfriend."
Sloritch by Kris T October 5, 2005