Slopitch Share definition Flag When a girl is straddling you and aggressively fingering herself to the point of extreme wetness, then sticks her fingers in your mouth... so far down your throat you gag. Dude, I got slopitched so hard last night by this chick I picked up. Slopitch by fundave8 October 26, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Slopitch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch