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sloppy bob

close to a wet willy, but instead of inserting your finger in your mouth and lubricating it, you simply put it in the poohshooter, completing a 180 degree turn with your finger, simply remove finger and place in your target's hearing organ (ear).
Paul: hey bernard!
Bernard: hey paul
Paul: whatchu doing?
Bernard: putting my finger in my butt, you want a sloppy bob?
Paul: sure! what's that?
Bernard: come here and i'll show you!*
*Bernard sticks finger covered with poo in Paul's ear, Paul screams ewww!...Can i have another?
sloppy bob by Sloppybobtango June 2, 2009
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sloppy bob

a cheeseburger with a boneless chicken filet, pulled pork, baked beans, cole slaw and pickles all on one bun.
"For the fourth of july party, I made sloppy bobs. Everyone loved them!"
sloppy bob by Danert1 September 20, 2014

sloppy bob

When a girl is performing 2 simultaneous blowjobs (but one at a time in the mouth), gets both of them to the point of excitement, and allows both penises to ejactulate at the same time, then swallowing both loads together.
"Dude, he and his girl gave me a sloppy bob."

Sloppy Bobkins 

A sloppy, unkept girl, usually large, wearing messy clothes and hasnt showered... She is the girl you see out, who looks like she was born to eat a cock meat sandwich...

You can take her home, but you never admit to sloppy bobkins hook-ups..

You might start seeing the sloppy around alot after the first hook up..
Dude 1- Wow, look at that one... She's a mess

Dude 2- Yea, total Sloppy Bobkins canidate... I bet she loves cockmeat
Sloppy Bobkins by Sloppy fighter February 4, 2009

the sloppy bobby

is a sloppy lightweight drunk who likes to prove his manhood by showing everyone hes not a girl by repeatedly showing his penis to people he is with then goes to the yard and eats grass until passing out. see also sad virgin also known as kim or sara
screw these guys im not a girl look im doing the sloppy bobby
the sloppy bobby by sloppyjoe55 August 7, 2009

Sloppy Bobby 

The act of peeing inside a vagina while having a 3 sum without her knowing it, pull out, push on her stomach like your doing the Heimlich maneuver and watch as a gush of piss squirts on the 3rd's face.
The other girl in the 3 sum was pissing me off so I made sure she got Sloppy Bobby'd right in the eye.
Sloppy Bobby by UnderĂ˜ath February 21, 2009

SloppyBoot

The act of cumming in someone's boots.
Justin dropped Tony' s phone so Tony aggressively busted a frothy load of cum in his boots, leaving Justin with a sloppyboot.
SloppyBoot by She Got Trumpd January 20, 2019
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