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Sloppy boot 

A washed up- been around every block- ho; leaving her goods blown out like a sloppy boot.
A loose goose.
I could park a semi in there sideways! Parker was right, she is a sloppy boot.
Sloppy boot by Deputy Red August 21, 2017

Sloppobottomus

A slutty gay male that has been fucked so much his arse is now sloppy
That power bottom whore is such a Sloppobottomus

Sloppobotamus

A gay man who bottoms and gets his ass sloppy with lube
Are you a sloppobotamus?
Sloppobotamus by Handyandyoz May 23, 2017

Sloppobotamus

A word used to describe a female (can be used to describe males but it’s mostly reserved for females) who has a sloppy presentation or sloppy tendencies.

A sloppobotamus is messy, can’t dress, doesn’t look put together, lives messy, and generally just all over the place.

For example-
A female who sleeps around and has no issue with jumping from man to man is a Sloppobotamus.

A female who doesn’t know how to dress for her body and/or occasion that she’s attending, like wearing shorts or skirt that DON’T FIT either length wise or around the waist causing extreme and unwanted muffin top and a top with no bra causing her sagging boobs to just go everywhere, messy hair or unbrushed/non-styled wig/weave, or just looking like a tasteless hot mess, is a Sloppobotamus

A female who when drunk can’t hold her liquor, poorly attempts to dance, can’t keep her clothes on, tries to make out with everyone, and always falls down.

A female who constantly wears heels but can’t walk in them and ends up looking like a Clydesdale horse.

OR
A female who can NEVER seem to have her shit together, always running late looking frazzled for no reason, has a messy home but never makes an effort to clean or pickup, just constantly gives off messy anxiety ridden energy is a Sloppobotamus.
(Group of friends at a club or party sizing up other girls in the room)

Tina: Oh that girl over there talkin to Jay is really cute, I’m likin her shoes too!
Julissa: Definitely! Omg did you just see Lisa walk in?! Her dress don’t even fit and you can see where she colored over the scuffs on her heels!!
Tina: Who told her she looked good in that? And she still got the same wig on from the bar last night, looks like she slept in it. She just walked in her a whole Sloppobotamus.

(Seeing a female you know at the mall with her fourth guy this week)

Damn, what a Sloppobotamus. She got no shame”
Sloppobotamus by enjayeff June 2, 2019

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026