slodden

someone or something that is gross, disgusting, and slimy

I stepped in shit and now there's slodden all over my shoe.

"Matt is just standing around creeping on those girls"

"Ya he's such a slodden"

by Young Lou November 20, 2013

Slodden

Used to describe the condition of vinyl records which have been poorly treated and stored. Records described as slodden will feature dirt, mould, numerous bodily fluids, scratches, warps, cracks and smell musty. Usually only used as Charity Shop Fodder.

" I picked up a joblot of records the other day"
"Sweet, any good?"
"nah mate they wrecked, proper slodden"

by jamz buck April 14, 2017

Sodden

Extremely wet. Usually of the female genetallia area. Commonly used in the Doncaster area of Yorkshire

Ooooh, I wer laying in bed last night and a wer havin a right mucky dream. When I wok up me chuff wer that wet me drawers wer sodden

by Hoo See December 12, 2018

Courtney Stodden

A female (preferably under 18, or a teen bride) who makes weird duck-face facial expressions in an attempt to look sexy.

A: Look at this girl's facebook profile picture!
B: Jeez, she is such a Courtney Stodden.

by Ninjakillah April 30, 2012

shodden

An object that is worn down, but still usable, antique. A note, door, shoes, etc.

When they opened the mysterious box, a shodden paper imediatly caught their attention.

by usnsonniboi September 3, 2020

Soddened

It means something similar to the traditional term saddened, but the cause of the state is specifically due to a miserable sod passing their misery to the soddened individual by some various means. Most often soddening occurs to those who love the sod or need something from the sod, to those who don't expect their beloved sod would choose to hurt them, and are made sick with the sodness of betrayal and abandonment by the unhappy sod.

The condition may be temporary. Sometimes those who experience it wise up. Other times healing takes place between sod and saddened. Unfortunately, often the soddened make a habit of falling prey to this condition.

This can happen to anybody, lovers, friends, or kids of miserable sods.

Her: What happened to Joelle? She is not herself these days.

Gossip monger: haven't you heard? Bruce just was being Bruce, and he's an unhappy ol sod, but she took it personally, and now she's totally soddened.

Her: Sucks to be her...

Bruce: (who happens to be walking by) Sucks to be me! Nobody cares how I was soddened!

Her: I thought Joelle cared...

by Belch Queen November 26, 2018

sladden

A small phallic shape, often used for anal stretching before intercourse.

"Pass me that sladden babe, I'm prepping for big cock"

by Boo yah October 19, 2015