Soygoblin

A person (typically male) with progressive ideologies who is considerably unkempt and/or terminally online.

Shut up you morbidly obese, hysterical soygoblin.

Soygoblin by BlueGuyHello August 5, 2026

slobgoblin 

Definiton 1:a swampdonkey that is also a complete bitch. her pure evilness combined with her slob-like appearance differentiates her from traditional swampdonkey status.

Definition 2: A swampdonkey that has an unusual propensity for administering ball draining blowjobs. Slobgoblins never let any of the seed hit the ground. At all times, they will completely scoop the whole load.

Definition 1: That slobgoblin that Chester hooked up with last night was so snooty.

Definition 2: Last night i tickled that slobgoblin's throat not once, but thrice.

slobgoblin by Shakes Salerno January 17, 2007

snobgoblin 

A slick, slimy, sociopath bastard. The kind of pusbag who would pimp their grandma for the key to the executive washroom. An honest-to-goodness first class ass.

The only way that a snobgoblin like <insert dirtbag> would be useful is if you shoved a lump of coal up their tightass and made a diamond.

snobgoblin by BuffBoy June 28, 2011

Sexgoblin 

A person who's hot, but he's also weird.

Omg, Charlie Sheen is a total sexgoblin!

Sexgoblin by Genevaisme April 8, 2011

Shagoblin 

A biology sweat who looks like a monkey and a goblin

Person 1 : who is that rushing our townhall
Person 2 : its the dreaded shagoblin

Shagoblin by pointlessnine67 November 21, 2021