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Slitlings 

The most intelligent human being in the world
Oml you sound just like Slitlings
Slitlings by Slitlings December 6, 2018
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slitlings 

All the words that is similar to stupid, dumb, cunt, and idiot.
You're such a slitlings
slitlings by iCantDox July 15, 2018
the little retards that will drive you mad and make you wanna kys, they also like to bully and hurt you then blame it all on you :) they are also very special needs without even having any special needs
dude my siblings are retarded
siblings by goatpenis69 January 26, 2019

shitlings 

A pair of shit siblings who bring out the worst in each other .
AKA Toxic siblings .
Malay and Bano are a pair of shitlings.
shitlings by sheetling April 12, 2022

Goat Slitting 

The act of cutting someone's eyes horizontally to give them 'goat slits'.
I just finished goat slitting that mad hatter's eyes.
Goat Slitting by DaftSailor August 28, 2017

shittings 

A cool way of saying that you have diarrhea or wen used as "I have the shittings" suggests that the user has to shit badly or had shit plenty before.

Check the definition yearwood for the type of person that has the regular shittings.
(in a school)
Student 1: Why did u miss class this morning?

Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.

Student 1: Damn..

(In a classroom)

Student : Miss, can i go to the bathroom please!

Teacher: But u just went!

Student: But miss, i have the shittings..

Class erupts in laughter.

Teacher: Fine, go ahead..
shittings by ZCMC April 6, 2009
the definition of dope shit
but mostly just shit
kid: SIBLINGS SUCK they are only born bcs mom had too much sex in the office!!!!!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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