Shitlinks 

Fat fingers resembling pieces of fecal matter linked together.

Did you see that fatass over there? Her fingers looked like the little shitlinks I left in the toilet this morning.

Shitlinks by DecepticonZombie March 29, 2015

Shitlips

A person who tends to talk about things without knowledge, and usually incorrectly (i.e. talks out of their ass), or generally speaking, an idiot.

"Nice try, shitlips. Too bad Jackie Wilson sings that song."

Shitlips by Colinito October 20, 2006

shitlings 

A pair of shit siblings who bring out the worst in each other .
AKA Toxic siblings .

Malay and Bano are a pair of shitlings.

shitlings by sheetling April 12, 2022

shittings 

A cool way of saying that you have diarrhea or wen used as "I have the shittings" suggests that the user has to shit badly or had shit plenty before.

Check the definition yearwood for the type of person that has the regular shittings.

(in a school)
Student 1: Why did u miss class this morning?

Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.

Student 1: Damn..

(In a classroom)

Student : Miss, can i go to the bathroom please!

Teacher: But u just went!

Student: But miss, i have the shittings..

Class erupts in laughter.

Teacher: Fine, go ahead..

shittings by ZCMC April 6, 2009

shitling 

A slur against toddlers. Originates from Poland, with the original word being “gówniaki”.

Person 1: God, I can’t stand my baby nieces. Their I-pads blasting cocomelon and annoying orange.
Person 2: I know. 3 of my little shitling brothers are so annoying.

shitling by toddlerhater February 13, 2022

shitlickmcfucker 

When parents bring their kid to McDonald's and their kid shits all over the playground.

Kid: *shits*
Mom: "you stupid shitlickmcfucker"

shitlickmcfucker by gidddy January 30, 2021

shitwink 

A mentally impaired, transcendentally abrasive and pusillanimous white male of college age. Frequently intoxicated, boisterous and devoid of all social graces, a shitwink commonly (though not invariably) sports birdshit hair: that is, a heavily gelled, purposefully mussed coiffure, à la mode moderne. His physiognomy is distinctive: dull, vacant eyes coupled with a perpetual, rodentine snarl. In general bearing, his countenance has been likened to that of an "oily child molester" or a "closeted, men's room-haunting frot." His repertoire of vocalizations is limited; moreover, he is seldom heard unless in the presence of other shitwinks, in whose company he freely uses such standard calls as "beer me," "wooo yeah," and "aight." Nocturnal rounds of bestial yelping are also reported--apparently intended as a territorial "warning" to non-shitwinks. Beyond issuing social and territorial vocalizations, the shitwink's time is chiefly invested in the following three activities: 1.) imbibing alcohol; 2.) harassing his peaceable neighbors (an activity pursued only from within the safety of a shitpack and often under cover of darkness); and 3.) lording it over his shitbitch. When alone and exposed to daylight they are timid, quavering creatures. Commonly abbreviated "wink." Cf. "Shitneck"

"Hey, Bill, ain't that a shitwink?"

"Yeah, Melchizedek, that fellow is a shitwink."

"Please hand me that blade, Bill."

"Why, Mechizedek?"

"I'm gonna shank that facking 'wink!"

"Oh! Oh! May I please narc him with this rusty, jagged shiv--by way of a coup de grace?"

"Yes, you may, Bill."

shitwink by Big Butter and Eggs Man (From Waaaay Out in da West) November 11, 2005