A cool way of saying that you have
diarrhea or wen used as "I have the shittings" suggests
that the user has to shit badly or had shit plenty before.
Check
the definition yearwood for the type of person that has the regular shittings.
(in a school)
Student 1: Why did u miss class
this morning?
Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.
Student 1: Damn..
(In a classroom)
Student : Miss, can i
go to the bathroom please!
Teacher: But u just went!
Student: But miss, i have the shittings..
Class erupts in
laughter.
Teacher: Fine, go ahead..