slinky salmon 

A euphemism for when one rips the crotch of of their pants and their flaccid male genetalia or anything that resembles the like is exposed. Similar to shirt cocking but with pants on. Can also be used as a contextual noun or verb to describe situations where a flaccid tube is exposed.

*A man is cutting on the dance floor*

He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.

The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral

slinky salmon by Slinkin' salmon March 5, 2022

Stinky Salmon

When she farts on your cock then proceeds to suck your dick till you cum your hot stinky cum then she burps on your cock thus taking a shit on your back.

Oh shit cuzz she gave me that stinky salmon and i had to take 3 showers and 2 bars of soap.

Stinky Salmon by BigDaddyLongAsian November 23, 2018

stinky salmon

when one takes their hand and slaps it wildly between the armpit of a chosen victim; similar to the dirty salmon

*Girlfriend hasn't showered*
*man walks up and flaps his hand uncontrollably in her armpit* *sniffs*
*WOO THATS A STINKY SALMON

stinky salmon by anonymous December 1, 2020

stinky salmon

A stinky salmon is a trend on the rise in which an individual deficates into a condom and then freezes it and uses it as a dildo and penetrates a vagina.

Yo bro did you bang her out? Naw bro I gave her a stinky salmon instead

stinky salmon by Kjizzle September 28, 2013

Stinky Salmon

When you fuck an absolute 3 while your so croinked and zoot sandwiched and she has undiscovered stds that make her pussy smell like salmon. After you eat her pussy, you slowly turn into a salmon.

“Last night, Bob Wyoming Sampson’d the fuck out of a stinky salmon. He’s become a fish!!”

Stinky Salmon by buster_hymen69420 May 6, 2022