slimtard 

The combination of words Slim & Retard. The opposite of stufat, which is Stupid & Fat

Guy 1: Hey, Your a slimtard!

Guy 2: Oh yeh! Your stufat

slimtard by stufat July 2, 2009

Slamtarded

The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.

Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.

I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.

Slamtarded by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009

Slimetard 

Is a combination of slime and retard.

Kite is a ticket slave for fraud so telus calls him a slimetard.

Slimetard by jacobxdxdxdxd December 2, 2020

Shimtard 

She + Him + Retard

A male who impersonates females online - particularly on sites that are primarily geared towards a male audience (sports, sci-fi, automotive, etc.) - in a desperate attempt to become more popular and fill the empty void his life has become. The retardness comes into play as he continually gets caught since he is far too much of a simpleton to pull it off.

The pathetic shimtard just gave himself away again. He randomly said his bra size was 34 Triple C. (A real female would know that the sizes go A, B, C, D, DD, DDD, etc. There's no CCC.)

Shimtard by Frazzzer January 26, 2011

Slimetard 

Person who is affiliated with slimes

Kite is poor and is frauds ticket slave he must be a slimetard

Slimetard by jacobxdxdxdxd December 2, 2020

slimetard 

Person who affiliates themselves regularly with slimes

Kite is poor and a support ticket slave? he must be a slimetard what a loser.

slimetard by jacobxdxdxdxd December 2, 2020