slidewayz 

the word a moron uses to describe that they where screeching side ways in a vehicle

i was getting on the onramp and i was like vvvvvvrrrrmmm eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr and my truck got slidewayz

slidewayz by That Irish Dude May 3, 2008

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward. 

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.

This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2023

shove it sideways 

A rather rude retort; the insinuation being that the intended audience of this request shove an object of questionable safety & hygiene sideways up their bum.

Teacher to pupil: "Chloe, i hear you flapping your busy little gums back there. Since you're currently receiving a "D" in this class, i'd think you - OF ALL PEOPLE!- would pay attention".
Chloe to teacher: "Shove it sideways, ya old bag!"
Teacher: "Whaaaaa!!?!"

shove it sideways by wavyg July 17, 2014

sideways sloppy joe 

Noun. 1.vagina.

Stephen likes to eat Heather's sideways sloppy joe.

sideways sloppy joe by stephen ramey May 15, 2004

Sideways Sloppy-Joe 

Analogous to the vagina--may be used in the context of an extremely loose (sloppy) vagina.

With all the cock that girl swallows, it's no wonder she's got a sideways sloppy-joe.

Sideways Sloppy-Joe by Shane December 9, 2004

Sideways Gary 

Apparently this is what AmazingPhil is to homeless men in London.

Phil: *walks down ally past a homeless man and notices there is a dead end. Turns around and faces the homeless man sitting.

Man: SIDEWAYS GARY....

Phil: err.......*runs away* D:

Sideways Gary by atlbraves2461 October 6, 2010

slideware 

A product or service (usually software based)that looks profoundly revolutionary, extraordinary or ground breaking, but only exists in the form of Power Point pictures. Pejorative term for the fake garbage used to solicit and obtain billions of VC money during The Bubble. Led to numerous heartbreaking all nighters by the poor fools that actually had to try to implement the half baked flakey promoters' con artist Vision.

The electric dog polisher could have changed the world according the the slideware, but none of the code or design ever really existed. The promoter walked off with millions in golden parachute money

slideware by Hojoh October 30, 2006