slideware 

A product or service (usually software based)that looks profoundly revolutionary, extraordinary or ground breaking, but only exists in the form of Power Point pictures. Pejorative term for the fake garbage used to solicit and obtain billions of VC money during The Bubble. Led to numerous heartbreaking all nighters by the poor fools that actually had to try to implement the half baked flakey promoters' con artist Vision.

The electric dog polisher could have changed the world according the the slideware, but none of the code or design ever really existed. The promoter walked off with millions in golden parachute money

slideware by Hojoh October 30, 2006

Sidewards Taco 

Envision a taco full of horrific horse meat and mouldy salad. This terms pertains to the nastiest and most beat up of all vaginas out there, imagine a cross between Hitler's grandmothers corpse after it has been passed around a pack of hyenas and Tara Reid's snatch after a solid 4 hours of horse riding, minus the saddle. Safe to say the very entrance to hell is more welcoming a sight than a sidewards taco

David Cameron: Ohh bro I totally hooked up with Paris Hilton last night, but as I was going down to rainbow kiss her, I realised she had the worst sidewards taco ever and I had to bail!

Stalin: Bro that's weak man, why would you even think of going down on Paris?

Sidewards Taco by IceMan 22 GO DEEP June 19, 2013

Sidewars 

Gay. Known from the world of hobowars. Is when the East, South, and West sides war against each other. Complaining about not winning sidewars on the boards is not advised, and will often result in support from n00bs and flames.

n00b: he south side. Everyone attack people under your level. Stop losing. Don't sell sluts/rapes. Win your fights.

Other n00b: Because Most of the East Side Hobo's as of RIGHT NOW are at a Low Level, averaging at Levels 2 to 5, they are right there for the picking :)

Not n00b: Listen up, retard, and learn something before you make another retarded post about killing some other side, because the following statements are proven scientific facts:

NOBODY CARES ABOUT SIDEWARS. SIDEWARS IS GAY. I FUCKED YOUR MOM IN THE ASS

Now kindly shut the fuck up and GTFO of this board.

Sidewars by ƒlip July 1, 2008

slimewave

Porn specifically involving women being covered in torrents of semen or a cum substitute.

This differs from Bukkake by the sheer volume of semen that covers the women.

Example: "Hannah fell in that paddling pool of wallpaper paste. She was covered in paste from head to toe. It looked just like Slimewave." *fap fap fap*

slimewave by Amog November 3, 2012

Sidewards 

1) to turn both sideways and backwards
2) To turn sideways except cooler

"I just turned my head sidewards and it was rightside up"

Sidewards by zexsudel October 20, 2004

Slaveware 

Malware that mines for cryptocurrency on a victim's computer.

Dude, my computer is so slow, I think there's some slaveware using my CPU.

Slaveware by JimBobGeoffrey January 28, 2018

slidewalk

A normal sidewalk that has become covered by a layer of ice, causing it to become nearly impossible to walk on. Slidewalks often result in embarassing and painful tumbles for joggers, dogwalkers, and anyone else willing to brave the below-freezing temperatures to get from point A to point B.

Sarah regretted going for a run outside when the slidewalk she was on became too slippery to run on and she fell on her ass.

slidewalk by meowmeow69708 February 26, 2011