slick meat

Any processed meat product that has a shinny outer surface. Typically used in describing meats that have been formed or shaped and it origins can not be identified with out the package label.

Bologna and hot dogs are the most common slick meats.

by Brian Hagmeier May 21, 2008

Slick meat

A processed meat Product?, commonly served to jailed inmates that have no choice in the matter, due to it's ability to resemble several types of actual lunch meat, its low cost and high fat content which gives it's name and shiny appearance.a

I would gladly trade my slick meat for a cup of coffee.

by Itiswhatitis?! May 23, 2018

Slick meat sandwich

Another term for a blow job. The blower’s hand curves to make the “bread” and the blowee’s penis becomes the “meat.”

Ashley: What are you having for lunch today?
Marin: I’m meeting Blake and I’m gonna have a slick meat sandwich!”

by prettykitty1 March 22, 2022

stick meat

any type of meat served on a stick or skewer, obtained at a carnival, festival, or foreign land. Sometimes the meat itself is unknown, but grilled and delicous

Chowed down on some stick meat at the carnival

by you_nix April 4, 2010

Slick Meatsickle

When you ejaculate inside a girl, pull it out and let her lick the aftermath off your dong like a popsicle.

Have you ever falling asleep during a slick meatsickle?

by Mike elliott March 31, 2009

meat stick

1. A stupid person; A blunderous fool.
2. One who resembles a penis.
3. A penis.

Bob thought he could sleep with Sarah by telling her that he owns a Ford Pinto. What a meat stick.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

Expired Meat Stick

Refers to an old man who wants to get his dick wet

bitch suck on my Expired Meat Stick

by NCH Chris March 5, 2010