head job

Oral sex.

She gave me a head job.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

stanky poo

Pet name for one who is stank.

Come here, stanky poo. Time to ride your daddy!

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

saxomophone

Saxophone, as pronounced by Homer J. Simpson.

Lisa, will you quit playing your saxomophone? I'm trying to sleep.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

dick ass

1. One who has a dick in their ass.
2. A repulsive individual; one whom you don't particularly care for.
3. One whose ass resembles a dick.

My, tommy sure is being a dick ass today, isn't he? I wish he'd quit punching me in the arm.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

meat stick

1. A stupid person; A blunderous fool.
2. One who resembles a penis.
3. A penis.

Bob thought he could sleep with Sarah by telling her that he owns a Ford Pinto. What a meat stick.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

hella stupid

Very stupid; extremely stupid; not having much intelligence.

Little Cindy is hella stupid if she thinks I'm going to pay her $20/hr. for sitting on her ass.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

drive by suicide

Car bomber who blows themselves up and harms nobody else in the process.

Another drive by suicide today as a palestinian terrorist set off his carbomb early, resulting in his own death but none others.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002