mikeg.com's definitions

dick ass

1. One who has a dick in their ass.
2. A repulsive individual; one whom you don't particularly care for.
3. One whose ass resembles a dick.

My, tommy sure is being a dick ass today, isn't he? I wish he'd quit punching me in the arm.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

saxomophone

Saxophone, as pronounced by Homer J. Simpson.

Lisa, will you quit playing your saxomophone? I'm trying to sleep.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

hella stupid

Very stupid; extremely stupid; not having much intelligence.

Little Cindy is hella stupid if she thinks I'm going to pay her $20/hr. for sitting on her ass.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

Face

Oral sex.

Sally gives great face.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

meat stick

1. A stupid person; A blunderous fool.
2. One who resembles a penis.
3. A penis.

Bob thought he could sleep with Sarah by telling her that he owns a Ford Pinto. What a meat stick.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

stanky

1. Quality of uncleanliness; dirty.
2. A whore, tramp, or slut.

Here comes that stanky ho again. Look the other way.

by mikeg.com June 11, 2006

stank

1. Smelly; unclean
2. Whore, slut, tramp. Especially one that is "used up".

Damn, julio, that bitch is stank! Stay away from her.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002