slemy 

Slemy is the best friend, brother, bf that you could ever ask for. Anyone that has a friend name Slemy is blessed. He is outrageously smart, loyal and brave. He has the strength and the body of a Greek god. He is the most remarkable person you will ever met.

Iustin: "I wish I had a friend like Slemy..."

Sergiu: "Yeah he's so great and beautiful!"
Sebi: "I think I'm gay for him"

slemy by guest314643 April 5, 2018

Slimy Joystick 

When the man on top during double vaginal sex pulls out and cums on the other man's scrotum. After using his dick to rub the cum all over the scrotum, he then re-enters the girl's pussy to cum again on the other guy's shaft. Due to the homoerotic nature of the act, it is mostly performed by bisexual men. However, straight men can perform it on occasion.

My bi friend and I once did double vaginal with a girl we picked up from the club. I was on top, so I decided to give him a slimy joystick since it was his birthday. I don't like guys, so I told him that's as far as he would get with me.

Slimy Joystick by FraterOS December 30, 2018

slemp 

inadvertently screwing someone over.

Well, I was going to hang out with Nate today, but he slemped out on me.

I made a pizza today, and Jim totally slemped the last slice.

Oh I thought those guys were giving us a ride, but it looks like they left already...they just slemped us.

slemp by peterpooper November 1, 2010

Sleeyt 

When you want to sleep and yeet yourself out of existence at the same time

Person A: Hey how are you?
Person B: I want to sleeyt so the usual

Sleeyt by Why do they call it spoons??? September 25, 2020

Slimy Fandango 

The act of using snot as the primary lubricant during a movie theater hand job.

She kept on sneezing in her palm and then pulled my dick out and gave me a slimy fandango during "the passion of the christ."

Slimy Fandango by Ranchgirls November 6, 2020

Suemy

Suemy is the definition of a purely good person. Her honesty and way of sharing personal knowledge is super charming. Be very grateful when this happens, cause it means she sees you as trustworthy. Though she might be a little suspicious at times, she wants to trust you completely.

Her internal qualities keep you amazed every time, she is unbelievably sweet, very intelligent and talking to her is the most freeing and easy thing to do.

She has all these amazing qualities, and they don't end here. Her body is amazing, you will feel the need to hug her and kiss her on the most amazing lips you'll ever see. Her cuteness and way of behaving is a bit turn on, which makes the intimate moments like a dream coming true.

Friend: "Hey dude, pay attention! Are you thinking of this girl again?!"
Me: "I'm sorry bro, Suemy is all I can think of."

Suemy by Zeno145 March 18, 2020

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? by JSSRocket July 26, 2020