sleamy

a combination of sleazy and slimey.

"my boyfriend left me for a fat fat chick, he is SO sleamy"

by kaak January 15, 2010

Steamy Santa

A highly advanced defecation maneuver where one climbs to the roof of the unsuspecting party’s house, squats over the chimney and takes a shit, leaving excrement plummeting down the chimney. This results in a steamy deuce at the bottom of the living room fireplace. While the maneuver draws it’s name from and is similar to the western tradition of Santa Clause, it tends to draw a negative reaction from the unsuspecting party.

Individual 1: Did you hear Ricky gave Randy Lahey a Steamy Santa?
Individual 2: He did what?
Individual 1: He took a shit down Randy’s chimney leaving a steamy terd in the living room fireplace.

Individual 2: (Nods in approval) ....nice.....

by #RickyShits February 12, 2020

Steamy Dreamy

When someone shits on someone's face while they're asleep.

"Yo, we should give Zane a steamy dreamy while he's out!"
"That's a great idea Sensei Wu!"

by SillyNinjagoFan69 November 23, 2019

Steamy Pete

To pop the hood of a parked car and defecate on the engine block. The next time the owner starts their car, they will be greeted with the sweet smell of hot feces.

I heard Lindsay had to take her car in to the shop again because Charles stank it up with a Steamy Pete.

by ah my chest my bloody chest July 22, 2012

Sleazy Martinelli

The act of urinating in a container of apple juice when dehydrated and placing it back in the refrigerator to be consumed by somebody else.

He was always drinking up my organic applejuice until the day he puked from my sleazy martinelli.

by Ranchgirls July 24, 2020

take it sleazy

The last words of legendary TV show The Good Place that made us all cry.

Michael: Take it sleazy.

*Shuts door*

by Larkeyyy February 2, 2020

steamy hot guy time

When you're at a bonfire with the boys and get drunk as fuck then start to brand each other with a fire poker. Contrary to popular belief this word has nothing to do with gay butt sex.

I had steamy hot guy time two weeks ago, my ass still burns.

by Frosty Dice July 13, 2021