slawness 

the state or condition of being slaw. Slaw meaning useless, trash, and/or sub par.

The SLAWNESS of DC Comic's last movies made Wonder Woman even better by comparison.

slawness by SutterHomePapi June 6, 2017

Shawnessey 

She is a fun-loving character, talented, and most beautiful. Often found taken by a loyal man for either a long period of time or forever. She is friendly to just about all but knows how to be stern. Somewhat klutzy but is just enough to be practically perfect. She has got the curves and would be a keeper.

"Shawnessey has it going for her" said Jamie.
"Yeah, her guy is a lucky one!" replied Scott

Shawnessey by Oneofall4 March 5, 2015

shawnessa 

a sweet and gorgeous girl that needs to be loved but shes looking for a timothy and she found one and shes not gonna let him go no matter what she nice and caring,funny,smart , a true African queen no matter what other people say and if you find her and turn her away you STUPID!!!! because , no one love or protects like her looks like her or wants like her you cant help but fall in love with her there nothing not to love ....

shawnessa is every thing to me i love her ..

shawnessa by love_mmai_123 August 24, 2017

Slayness 

Used to describe someone's defined beauty. It's essentially an extention of slay which is commonly used with the word queen

"Boi you bless my feed with that slayness, yass queen" or "Bring that slayness over here gurllll".

Slayness by I Do Love MUSEic Indeed.. July 22, 2018

shawnessie 

A very beautiful and funny girl, very trustworthy and won’t ever stab you in the back unless you do something that will hurt her , she’s very good at hiding and lying , and under all that she could get phsyco when she needs to and can get very weird she’s a very great person to talk to and a very great listener , not a perfect girl but would be the perfect friend and girlfriend .

You saw Shawnessie today

Yea she told me a really funny story

shawnessie by Heyy808 March 17, 2019

Absolute-slowness 

The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.

It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.

Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"

*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*

Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"

Absolute-slowness by asteroth February 24, 2010

slowness 

the act of being slow

used on its own... if it takes a while for someone to get something... Slowness!!!

slowness by Nameless July 21, 2003