slawness
slawness by SutterHomePapi June 6, 2017
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Shawnessey
She is a fun-loving character, talented, and most beautiful. Often found taken by a loyal man for either a long period of time or forever. She is friendly to just about all but knows how to be stern. Somewhat klutzy but is just enough to be practically perfect. She has got the curves and would be a keeper.
Shawnessey by Oneofall4 March 5, 2015
Related Words
slawness • Slayness • slowness • shawnessa • Shawnessey • shawnessie • Shawnessy • slagness • Absolute-slowness • Slow Nessy
shawnessa
a sweet and gorgeous girl that needs to be loved but shes looking for a timothy and she found one and shes not gonna let him go no matter what she nice and caring,funny,smart , a true African queen no matter what other people say and if you find her and turn her away you STUPID!!!! because , no one love or protects like her looks like her or wants like her you cant help but fall in love with her there nothing not to love ....
shawnessa by love_mmai_123 August 24, 2017
Slayness
Used to describe someone's defined beauty. It's essentially an extention of slay which is commonly used with the word queen
Slayness by I Do Love MUSEic Indeed.. July 22, 2018
shawnessie
A very beautiful and funny girl, very trustworthy and won’t ever stab you in the back unless you do something that will hurt her , she’s very good at hiding and lying , and under all that she could get phsyco when she needs to and can get very weird she’s a very great person to talk to and a very great listener , not a perfect girl but would be the perfect friend and girlfriend .
shawnessie by Heyy808 March 17, 2019
Absolute-slowness
The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.
It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.
It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.
Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"
*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*
Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"
*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*
Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"
Absolute-slowness by asteroth February 24, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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