slause 

a portmanteau from the combination of the words slut and sauce; a derogative term used to describe an anthropomorphized sauce or condiment whose actions, fashion, and personality are equivalent to a prostitute.

Ketchup: "Hey mayonnaise, have you heard about béchamel sauce at the sauce club?"
Mayonnaise: "Oh my god, yes. She is such a slause."
Ketchup: "I know, right??"

slause by Qwertoons May 5, 2021

scause 

Scause, a portmanteau of sleeve and cause.

A scause is a plastic wristband that you wear on your paws, and you want others to wear yours upon thar's.

"In the modern age there are those who believe
That a cause is a thing to be worn on one's sleeve
And so we sell a cause, it's called a scause
And wearing a scause gets you lots of applause
We start with some plastic which is sherped by our sherpas
Then dip it in colors that show off your purpose
There are green scauses for recycling, blue scauses for kitties,
And pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties
Do you have abortion? Ah, then a white scause is for you
Why not champion your scause with some sparkles and glue?
We make scauses for this, we make scauses for that
Why, there's even a scause for just being fat
What's the matter? Can't think of a scause?
How about raising awareness for the hairs in your schnoz?
Let's just think of the thing that you care about most
Then let's make it orange like marmalade toast
And now I'd like to say thank you for your coming down
I'm off to go sell these in your little town"

scause by natalie portmanteaux July 1, 2021

Sause? 

A bastardization of source. Basically, someone asking "source?" under some form of artwork. (typically porn)

Some motherfucker posts some hentai
COMMENTS: Sause?

Sause? by pancreas_Stabber_69 December 11, 2020

Scause 

From the show "South Park"

A plastic bracelet or wristband that is used as a symbol of a cause or organization, usually purchased for a few dollars.

I got my new brown scause in support of the STANground foundation.

Scause by WWJDHGH November 2, 2012

Saused 

to be drunk

im saused

Saused by richardson sauses May 31, 2004

crambary sause 

lol johnny p you're a fuckin moron
www.dictionary.com might help

crambary sause by Anonymous June 30, 2003

Sausen 

A Sausen is a charismatic and out spoken soul. Sausens can be crass yet classy, loud, yet soft spoken, and all are extremely creative. Sausens are most often found in Minnesota and Illinois, but over time have been found to migrate west to more warmer climates such as Las Vegas and Orange County.

Why can't you be more like Sausen?

Sausen by B Dubs Lover! August 6, 2011